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Frantic

United Kingdom

May 2005

AUG 31, 2005 10:16 AM

chavs make me laugh, they come in where i work acting really hard and then ask for a "double cheeseburger" or if there really pushing the boat out a happy meal, then theyll throw there rubbish on the floor or what ever then nick as many straws as they can so they can use the as pee-shooters then walk out the store all proud and hard because they nicked some straws. Ha.

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by eizzardrules]

Midnyte

SUICIDEGIRL

Arizona, USA

AUG 31, 2005 10:21 AM

eizzardrules said:
chavs make me laugh, they come in where i work acting really hard and then ask for a "double cheeseburger" or if there really pushing the boat out a happy meal, then theyll throw there rubbish on the floor or what ever then nick as many straws as they can so they can use the as pee-shooters then walk out the store all proud and hard because they nicked some straws. Ha.

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by eizzardrules]

Nicking straws, lololol

I SO want to see these Chav people first hand now. I always just kind of figured them to be the UK version of the guys in Malibu's Most Wanted.

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by Midnyte]

MetaTag

United Kingdom

September 2002

AUG 31, 2005 10:22 AM

hadees said:
What the hell is a Chav?

Like this

Clunk

I'm lost

August 2004

AUG 31, 2005 10:33 AM

I know it's been linked already, but chavscum has all the answers and more, my American friends!

Frantic

United Kingdom

May 2005

AUG 31, 2005 10:35 AM

eizzardrules said:
chavs make me laugh, they come in where i work acting really hard and then ask for a "double cheeseburger" or if there really pushing the boat out a happy meal, then theyll throw there rubbish on the floor or what ever then nick as many straws as they can so they can use the as pee-shooters then walk out the store all proud and hard because they nicked some straws. Ha.

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by eizzardrules]

Nicking straws, lololol

I SO want to see these Chav people first hand now. I always just kind of figured them to be the UK version of the guys in Malibu's Most Wanted.

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by Midnyte]

ok if you really must here is an example.
small link thingy here.

Walker

Redmond, OR

March 2005

AUG 31, 2005 10:45 AM

Sirius said:
I know it's been linked already, but chavscum has all the answers and more, my American friends!

Funniest website ever!

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

AUG 31, 2005 10:57 AM

I've never fully understood why we need two four letter words that start with 'C' to reference these people.

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

AUG 31, 2005 10:59 AM

hadees said:
What the hell is a Chav?

Like this

That is so shockingly like a fair few that I've seen that it's beyond funny and into the world of scarey.

Glassmachine

United Kingdom

November 2004

AUG 31, 2005 11:27 AM

eizzardrules said:
chavs make me laugh, they come in where i work acting really hard and then ask for a "double cheeseburger" or if there really pushing the boat out a happy meal, then theyll throw there rubbish on the floor or what ever then nick as many straws as they can so they can use the as pee-shooters then walk out the store all proud and hard because they nicked some straws. Ha.

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by eizzardrules]

Nicking straws, lololol

I SO want to see these Chav people first hand now. I always just kind of figured them to be the UK version of the guys in Malibu's Most Wanted.

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by Midnyte]

Hmmm... maybe I should start doing tours.

Chav Safari
See real Chavs in the wild!

The ugly Chavs of Uxbridge! The loud Chavs of Watford! And if you dare, the violent Chavs of HAYES!

Midnyte

SUICIDEGIRL

Arizona, USA

AUG 31, 2005 11:29 AM

So like the Icy Hot Stuntaz?Add link

[Edited on Aug 31, 2005 by Midnyte]

PointBlank

New York, NY

November 2004

AUG 31, 2005 11:33 AM

Don't front on the Stuntaz, sucka!

Nic

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

AUG 31, 2005 01:52 PM

"They call me a chav," said Craig Jones, 22. He doesn't mind. "It's a bit of laugh. I think they mean Orton boy, which is an area in Peterborough which has graffiti all over the place so people think it's a bit dingy."

Motherfucker.... YOU'RE TWENTY FUCKING TWO!!!!!!! What the raggedy fuck are you doing hanging around the town centre? Get a fucking job, buy a car and drive somewhere nicer if Peterborough is such a shit hole.

Frantic

United Kingdom

May 2005

AUG 31, 2005 03:26 PM

Nic said:

"They call me a chav," said Craig Jones, 22. He doesn't mind. "It's a bit of laugh. I think they mean Orton boy, which is an area in Peterborough which has graffiti all over the place so people think it's a bit dingy."

Motherfucker.... YOU'RE TWENTY FUCKING TWO!!!!!!! What the raggedy fuck are you doing hanging around the town centre? Get a fucking job, buy a car and drive somewhere nicer if Peterborough is such a shit hole.

im guessing he just stands round a moped with 20 of his other mates insulting and throwing things at passers by. that is time consuming you know!!!

waldo

I'm lost

June 2004

AUG 31, 2005 04:10 PM

skankzor said:
Good for these kids, settling their problems in a fairly fun way.

And it gets them active.

'Active' is not what you want chavs to be...

6underground

United Kingdom

December 2003

SEP 01, 2005 04:03 AM

Meet the king of chavs - Michael Carroll.

He should be deported.

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

SEP 01, 2005 04:09 AM

...at least he can count to one.

JohnFM1

United Kingdom

May 2004

SEP 01, 2005 04:13 AM

Crivelli said:
...at least he can count to one.

Probably a bit more than that - didn't he win the lottery or something?

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

SEP 01, 2005 05:23 AM

Crivelli said:
...at least he can count to one.

Probably a bit more than that - didn't he win the lottery or something?

....a reference to his single digit salute.

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Korea, Republic Of

March 2003

SEP 01, 2005 05:33 AM

JoJo said:

Meet the king of chavs - Michael Carroll.

He should be deported.

Wow...that person really exists and is not some uber rediculous character in a sitcom? He should call himself Lord Douche.

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