NEWS: Fountain of Youth Discovered

ha!

geeks.

Ponce de Leon is gonna be pissed when he finds out.

I don't want kids and I can deal with a little insulin now and then. Bring on the immortality.

Hell, Diabetes is a good deal, I was thinking I'd have to sell my soul or something.

Hey, you don't have to prolong your life. If you want to have a natural life span I reckon that is just more oxygen for me. : )

I want immortality yesterday! Instant gratification is no longer fast enough! I demand satisfaction prior to now!

so moral of the story, this fountain has yet to be found.

The fountain has indeed been found. They are simply in the process of combining it with vanilla and molasses and other delightful ingredients in order to bring you Immortal-Aid.

Immortal-Aid, When your thirst is just killing you.

From the people who brought you Zom-bites! The fun undead chicken treat that bites back and spreads it's terrible curse!

Lol man, where do you come up with this stuff? You are always on.

I love my teenager. She is awesome. I have no idea why people think teenagers are such a hard age. Preteen was much worse. Like say age 10-12.

As to the topic at hand, let me know when they figure out how to reverse the affects of the aging I have already experienced. Then I might be interested.


[Edited on Aug 28, 2005 by TheJuanupsman]

less fertile?
count me in!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1665

This is a video about a 12 year old girl that still looks like a 2 year old.....