NEWS: NASA Scientists: "There is (Probably) Life on Mars"

Wow, that took ten minutes?

Aliens are third on my list of 'things that would be so awesome if they existed.'

Number two is zombies, but only if they lived on one island and didn't find ways to eat the brains of the world. I'd just like to know that zombies exist. I'd also prefer if the zombies were happy with their lot in life. I'd hate to have them unhappy.

Number one is dinosaurs. I'm unsure whether I'd prefer them living on one island where they could wreak havoc a la Jurassic Park, or if they'd work well just wandering the countryside a la modern day lions, tigers and other bitey things. Either way, I'm pro-dinosaur.

Yeah, so... life on Mars...

Okay.

But what about alien zombie dinosaurs? That's like...a trifecta.

Variation on a theme:



Could the martians be squid?

That's the only proof of god I'll ever accept.