Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis

Not that drug addiction is comical, but this is a funny way to go down...

My headline is way cooler and predates you by two minutes!

didn't he rape somebody? or is the drug test related...?

He beat up his girlfriend, Heidi Fleiss. Probably on probation for that.

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by stockula]

He wouldn't even need that. Coke is water soluble so it washes out of your system really fast. THC isn't, it sticks into your fat and liver, can take a long time to wash it out if you're a heavy user, or don't do special things to expedite the process.

Actually, tests have shown that regular pot smokers tend to eliminate THC metabolites from their bloodstream faster than occasional smokers. But I'm a stereotypically lazy stoner so I'm not going to bother providing any links to back up my claim.

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Personally, I feel sorry for the guy whose job it is to follow people into the bathroom to keep lookout for fake plastic dicks.

"Hey! That's not a dick, that's a Whizzinator!"

*yank*

"AAAAAGH!"

"Oh, sorry, false alarm."

A friend of mine actually had that job for several years, a urinalysis tech. He often flew to remote sites like Guam, Marshall Islands, Aleutians, etc to collect samples.

He said most of the herbal stuff like goldenseal and echineca dont work.

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by stockula]

It's meth, not coke.

I double-clutched on my post and yours made it in first. And funnier. Congrats.

Does this remind anyone besides me of Withnail and I?