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Tom Sizemore: Faking Ryan's Privates

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

FEB 11, 2005 06:14 PM

Apparently Sergeant Horvath tried to pass his drug test by passing a clean sample through a prosthetic penis.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.

Pav

I'm lost

February 2004

FEB 11, 2005 06:29 PM

I can't believe you can be that rich, and still not know how to ace a drug test.

Great headline, btw.

stockula

Anchorage, AK

May 2003

FEB 11, 2005 06:31 PM

He couldn't stop using coke for a few days?

phineas

Bozeman, MT

August 2003

FEB 11, 2005 06:32 PM

stockula said:
He couldn't stop using coke for a few days?

it's harder than you think

Fu

Los Angeles, CA

November 2003

FEB 11, 2005 06:41 PM

stockula said:
He couldn't stop using coke for a few days?

it's harder than you think

oh please

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL

February 2003

FEB 11, 2005 06:41 PM

Poor Tom. Why did he marry a whore?

Stiles

Oakland, CA

November 2002

FEB 11, 2005 07:10 PM

stockula said:
He couldn't stop using coke for a few days?

Meth, not coke.

Mle

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

FEB 11, 2005 07:14 PM

thats sad.

Altoid

Huntsville, AL

November 2003

FEB 11, 2005 07:18 PM

I'm now adding the entire Sizemore filmography to my Netflix queue.

phineas

Bozeman, MT

August 2003

FEB 11, 2005 07:21 PM

Fu said:

stockula said:
He couldn't stop using coke for a few days?

it's harder than you think

oh please

try getting addicted to coke, then stop using for a few days. i'm sure you wouldn't be saying "oh please".

stockula

Anchorage, AK

May 2003

FEB 11, 2005 07:23 PM

I give you The Whizzinator!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we won the Cold War. A remarkable feat of Yankee ingenuity.

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by stockula]

xgenehawk

USA

December 2004

FEB 12, 2005 02:19 AM

That is so sad, from being a proven movie star, and he is good too, not a second-rated actor.. to being a destitute, druggie, and now has a child on the way ... just lock him up for good, keep him in jail for a few months and make him go cold turkey ... just like Robert Downey Jr. That is the best help the court can do for him.

[Edited on Feb 12, 2005 by xgenehawk]

Mike11

Titusville, FL

OLD SKOOL

FEB 12, 2005 03:48 AM

stockula said:
I give you The Whizzinator!

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why we won the Cold War. A remarkable feat of Yankee ingenuity.

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 by stockula]

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 12, 2005 03:49 AM

Fu said:

stockula said:
He couldn't stop using coke for a few days?

it's harder than you think

oh please

try getting addicted to coke, then stop using for a few days. i'm sure you wouldn't be saying "oh please".

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. yes he would.

EdmundOG

I'm lost

July 2004

FEB 12, 2005 06:24 AM

Fu said:

stockula said:
He couldn't stop using coke for a few days?

it's harder than you think

oh please

try getting addicted to coke, then stop using for a few days. i'm sure you wouldn't be saying "oh please".

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. yes he would.

ZING!

EdmundOG

I'm lost

July 2004

FEB 12, 2005 06:25 AM

xgenehawk said:
That is so sad, from being a proven movie star, and he is good too, not a second-rated actor.. to being a destitute, druggie, and now has a child on the way ... just lock him up for good, keep him in jail for a few months and make him go cold turkey ... just like Robert Downey Jr. That is the best help the court can do for him.

And it's worked so well for Downey in the past.

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH

September 2002

FEB 12, 2005 07:40 AM

PaulNikon said:
Poor Tom. Why did he marry a whore?

lol. awsome.

bgrrrr

Portland, OR

November 2004

FEB 12, 2005 03:02 PM

PaulNikon said:
Poor Tom. Why did he marry a whore?

...he didn't. He married the pimp!

Stirfry

Cleveland, OH

September 2002

FEB 12, 2005 07:38 PM

bgrrrr said:

PaulNikon said:
Poor Tom. Why did he marry a whore?

...he didn't. He married the pimp!

shit... you are correct, lol, she was the pimp!

BigWobbles

Philadelphia, PA

June 2004

FEB 12, 2005 07:45 PM

too Bad for tom he cant go on Alley McBeal and get his career back.