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Dr_Zoidberg

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO
June 2004

NOV 15, 2004 02:47 PM

Apparently someone set themselves on FIRE outside the White House today. Anyone have any extra info on it? I'm searching right now, but it isn't going good.

(no offense to anybody by the title of this thread, just reminicing on Beavis and Butthead! biggrin )

flb0y

flb0y

Palm Bay, FL
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 02:50 PM

Found this on yahoo

dem_z

dem_z

United Kingdom
June 2004

NOV 15, 2004 02:52 PM

Google news has 104 links.

GOOGLE IS YOUR PAL smile

Dr_Zoidberg

Dr_Zoidberg

Raymore, MO
June 2004

NOV 15, 2004 02:52 PM

Ok. Here we go:

Man Sets Himself on Fire Outside the White House

(Washington-WABC, November 15, 2004) — A man set fire to himself outside the White House today, suffering serious burns before Secret Service agents extinguished the flames.

The incident took place just after 2:00 pm on Pennsylvania Avenue outside the mansion's northwest gate.

TV cameras captured the immediate aftermath, with medics administering first aid and the man crying out in pain. He repeatedly included the word, "Allah!"

A Washington, DC, fire department spokesman says the man is 52 and suffered burns on his head, back, arms and face. But he was reported conscious when he arrived at a local hospital.

It was just last week that pedestrians were re-admitted to Pennsylvania Avenue in front of the White House -- after nearly a year of work sprucing up and removing concrete security barriers.

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/news/wabc_111504_manonfire.html

LizTraylor

LizTraylor

Santa Monica, CA
January 2003

NOV 15, 2004 02:55 PM

Screw you guys beat me to it

[Edited on Nov 15, 2004 by Taylor]

that_kat

that_kat

Rolla, MO
October 2004

NOV 15, 2004 02:56 PM

like a budist terrorist?

FermatsEnigma

FermatsEnigma

USA
August 2004

NOV 15, 2004 02:57 PM

Probably another severe case of BDS

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:03 PM

Tannhauser said:
Probably another severe case of BDS



Why is it I picture you and stockula drinking a toast over this? whatever

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 15, 2004 03:05 PM

FreakPirate said:

Tannhauser said:
Probably another severe case of BDS



Why is it I picture you and stockula drinking a toast over this? whatever



With Euphie hopping around cackling and clapping his hands like Igor. biggrin

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:07 PM

googuse said:

With Euphie hopping around cackling and clapping his hands like Igor. biggrin



Great... now I have to change shirts... I just spit rootbeer on this one. Damn you!!

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 15, 2004 03:09 PM

cogliosstro said:
like a budist terrorist?


Yeah, those Buddhists and their allah. What crazy guys. . .

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:10 PM

XixaxIsHungover said:

You are wearing a shirt??



I have to go back to school in ten minutes, so yes. Don't worry dear, when I get back I'll return to my natural shirtless state.

reprobate

reprobate

New Orleans, LA
December 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:10 PM

Oh, I thought this was going to about the Cabinet.

darwinsjoke

darwinsjoke

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2003

NOV 15, 2004 03:10 PM

FreakPirate said:

googuse said:

With Euphie hopping around cackling and clapping his hands like Igor. biggrin



Great... now I have to change shirts... I just spit rootbeer on this one. Damn you!!


don't front FP, we all know you don't even own a shirt, let alone wear one. wink

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:12 PM

darwinsjoke said:

don't front FP, we all know you don't even own a shirt, let alone wear one. wink



My reputation for shirtlessness both amuses and scares me...

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:12 PM

reprobate said:
Oh, I thought this was going to about the Cabinet.



There is only so much luck to go around.

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:13 PM

googuse said:

FreakPirate said:

Tannhauser said:
Probably another severe case of BDS



Why is it I picture you and stockula drinking a toast over this? whatever



With Euphie hopping around cackling and clapping his hands like Igor. biggrin



Ok that was good...joke of the month.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:13 PM

XixaxIsHungover said:

We have a God now???
I can't wait to run over to the temple to tell the monks. They aren't gonna believe this one.



You're living in the US and have no God? The CIA will be by to pick you up shortly.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:15 PM

XixaxIsHungover said:

I'm in Hawaii. Everyone know that it's not really a state



The Lord's personal pineapple farm?

ItwasDuke

ItwasDuke

New York, NY
March 2004

NOV 15, 2004 03:18 PM

FreakPirate said:

XixaxIsHungover said:

We have a God now???
I can't wait to run over to the temple to tell the monks. They aren't gonna believe this one.



You're living in the US and have no God? The CIA will be by to pick you up shortly.



What are you talking about...hang on someones at the door....

mumblemumble ?! mumble SCREAM

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

NOV 15, 2004 03:20 PM

Raoul_Duke said:

What are you talking about...hang on someones at the door....

mumblemumble ?! mumble SCREAM



See. I told you.

Hold on... phone.

What... the who... the *smack clunk clunk clunk* AHH PATRIOT AC....


Britney

Britney

Kennewick, WA
December 2003

NOV 15, 2004 03:21 PM

wow, way to be brave....... But for the next couple months, he's gonna wish they had let him die...................................................................... puke

Lord knows, if I ever get caught on fire again, I fully plan on just letting the flames ingulf my ass........ Wound care SUCKS ASS!

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

NOV 15, 2004 03:22 PM

FreakPirate said:

XixaxIsHungover said:

I'm in Hawaii. Everyone know that it's not really a state



The Lord's personal pineapple farm?



I think the other guy runs it. Where else would he get all the pineapple to pound up Hitler's ass?

bean

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

NOV 15, 2004 04:24 PM

Britney said:
Lord knows, if I ever get caught on fire again, I fully plan on just letting the flames ingulf my ass.



But...it's such a cute ass.

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

NOV 15, 2004 05:03 PM



from washingtonpost.com

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