This Is Not The Petition You Are Looking For

Remember a while back when someone petitioned the White House to build a Death Star? Also remember when the right-wing nut jobs went apeshit?

Well, there has been a response.

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GODDMAN SOCIALIST PRESIDENT CAN NOT BUILD A DEATH STAR FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!

Dear Obama White House:

*hug*

Best response ever.

The thing on his chest isn't part of the costume, it's a pacemaker.

This thread would do well in silliness.

Yeah, this isn't an event that happened currently. We are only allowed to post things that outrage us, not things that amuse us!!!

Lol, that's awesome.

In a somewhat related issue, does anyone know if the US is still working on the Missile Defense Shield (aka "Star Wars")? I know it at least used to be a controversial issue, since it violated numerous treaties/agreements and, you know, didn't work....

epic.

Nice try, Obummer! "Lightsaber" is ONE WORD, not two. EPIC FAILZ.

Please tell me that this isn't a thing. Nobody could possibly be that persnickety...

Is this the first time you've been on the internet?

No, I'm just wondering if someone is really getting all that bent of shape about it. I get that some people are going to just be batty about anything Obama, but of all the zany reasons to do so, I doubt a missed compound is going to disturb much of anyone.