Obama announces Osama is dead

Yup, I posted that on twitter too.

So how's the Royal honeymoon going?

Aww, it looks like someone woke poor Stephen Harper up... He didn't look quite as robotic as he usually does.

No kidding, I just finished watching our PM speak, and it's already referenced!

Oh hey, wasn't there supposed to be an election today?

What a badass

Tomorrow...well I guess its after midnight, so technically today

Ha.

Ron Paul with an RBI double!

Mets up 1, middle of 14th.

This is now my iPhone wallpaper.

It makes sense for NY to win tonight.

(and the Phillie Phanatic is rooting against America. Hates the troops.)

Fixed.

Haha

You win the internets, lol

That's gonna spammed en masse next year, especially if Trump is running for prez

Good riddance of that filthy, worthless, piece of shit. I will extend thanks to Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and President Obama. A special thanks to our men and women in uniform who still serve, served or gave their lives for us. Also an honorable mention for my good friend Jack who gave his life in 2004 fighting in Iraq. Today is a great day for America!

Yep, they won. NYC is so happy tonight.

I expect an announcement from Trump that he isn't running to come at any time.

Fixed

Geraldo's mustache is reporting live in front of the White House. Thank God.

Nah, Trump is tenacious. I mean, he declared bankruptcy like 3 times and he hasn't quit.