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zontaragar

zontaragar

USA
November 2009

JAN 17, 2010 09:35 PM

A Laura Ingraham voodoo doll would be nice.

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

JAN 17, 2010 10:11 PM

Questions and answers about this item:


Q: Do you worry about your liability if something "unfortunate" should happen to Rev. Robertson?
A: According to the devil's lawyers (and they're very good), the winning bidder takes on any legal liability.
Jan 17, 2010

Q: Is there any way that you could split his soul like Voldemort? The difference would be that you could do more good things and then there could be 7 Voodoo dolls?
A: Afraid not. Voldermort is a fictional character. This doll is real.
Jan 17, 2010

Q: HI Can souls be shipped across the border into Canada??
A: Yes they can. I'll have to check the soul exchange rate, but shipping & handling costs may increase.
Jan 17, 2010

Q: You people are sick, sick, sick.
A: That's not really a question.
Jan 17, 2010
Q: Is the doll anatomically correct? Stringing him up by his balls sounds like fun to me.
A: Unfortunately the doll IS anatomically correct, which means it has no balls.

ArtHippo

ArtHippo

Edwardsville, KS
December 2007

JAN 18, 2010 04:23 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Pat Robertson Voo Doo Doll on ebay with proceeds going to Haiti relief!

Thanks for the LOLs, Pat!



Now I know what I want for my birthday.

Tigerwong

Tigerwong

Baltimore, MD
February 2005

JAN 18, 2010 05:28 AM

You all may find this amusing, as well...

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

JAN 18, 2010 07:17 AM

lil_tuffy said:
Questions and answers about this item:
Q: Is the doll anatomically correct? Stringing him up by his balls sounds like fun to me.
A: Unfortunately the doll IS anatomically correct, which means it has no balls.



Hahaha!

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JAN 18, 2010 08:58 AM

For you Vikings fans, I'm sure you'll be happy to hear this one.

Speaking of curses, I was flipping through the channels earlier today, and happened upon The 700 Club. Mr. Robertson then shared his joy over their victory, and proceeded to hold up a #88 jersey with his name on it, one he claimed to have been waiting 22 years to wear.

Only question is, why couldn't he have done this before the game? I, for one, would have giggled my ass off knowing the 'Boys won over a team newly cursed by ole' Pat. Ah well, them's the breaks.

Best case scenario, they'll be losing to the Colts in the big game anyway.

*ducks*

-TM

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

JAN 18, 2010 09:01 AM

Oh, and there's a Rush voodoo doll, too, pills and all.

-TM

corsair

corsair

Greer, SC
July 2004

JAN 18, 2010 09:03 AM

What I worry about, even more than the ignorant crap Robertson and Limbaugh spew forth each day . . . . is the even more ignorant segment of our population, that reveres them, and hangs on their every word! Assholes like these two, and several others I can think of, require massive support and financial contributions. I don't wish them cancer, or some other things that have been mentioned . . . . I wish them poverty!

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JAN 18, 2010 05:11 PM

lil_tuffy said:
Pat Robertson Voo Doo Doll on ebay with proceeds going to Haiti relief!

Thanks for the LOLs, Pat!



Even more awesome than the doll itself, the current bid is $1075.00.

oximoron42

oximoron42

Everett, WA
January 2006

JAN 18, 2010 05:19 PM

Otoki said:

lil_tuffy said:
Pat Robertson Voo Doo Doll on ebay with proceeds going to Haiti relief!

Thanks for the LOLs, Pat!



Even more awesome than the doll itself, the current bid is $1075.00.



This may be the coolest thing I've heard in a long timebiggrin

Otoki

Otoki

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

JAN 18, 2010 06:39 PM

oximoron42 said:

Otoki said:

lil_tuffy said:
Pat Robertson Voo Doo Doll on ebay with proceeds going to Haiti relief!

Thanks for the LOLs, Pat!



Even more awesome than the doll itself, the current bid is $1075.00.



This may be the coolest thing I've heard in a long timebiggrin



$1125.00 I bookmarked the page so I can keep track.

oximoron42

oximoron42

Everett, WA
January 2006

JAN 18, 2010 06:55 PM

Otoki said:

oximoron42 said:

Otoki said:

lil_tuffy said:
Pat Robertson Voo Doo Doll on ebay with proceeds going to Haiti relief!

Thanks for the LOLs, Pat!



Even more awesome than the doll itself, the current bid is $1075.00.



This may be the coolest thing I've heard in a long timebiggrin



$1125.00 I bookmarked the page so I can keep track.



Nice ill be watching

vermicious_knid

vermicious_knid

Shreveport, LA
February 2008

JAN 18, 2010 10:21 PM


That image sticks in my mind. I remember fighting with my father in 2003 (he is a classic foolish NPR listening to liberal) and he, even while being skeptical of a run up to war via Bushco., was convinced by the Shakespearean Tragedy of Hamlet Powell UN soliloquy.

I told him at that time - the very fact that these wicked psychopaths a year removed from cynically detonating the WTC, cold turn around on the biggest stage possible with the world watching, and only muster - a fucking illustration ... a drawing ... an artist's rendition ... was proof that this whole "WMD" bullshit was another hoax. I told him he lived through Kennedy presenting U2 photos of actual missile silo sites in Cuba 40 years prior - and asked if an illustration is the best we can do with a developing country under constant monitoring and a decade of sanctions with the best surveillance ever known.

We might as well have been showing drawings of fucking unicorns, the river Styx, minotaurs, and cyclops....

He got pissed at me, called me nutz, and all the other slings and arrows I deal with on a daily basis from other brainwashed shitbags (such as the ones populating this site.) We didn't talk for a while because of that.

Sorry dood - the accusation don't wash. I walked the line before it was fashionable to do so - with people whose opinion actually matters to me.

Invisible_Man said:
Talk about slickly packaged and dangerous! How soon we forget that the Bush administration lied to the UN so we could declare war on a country.


No war was ever declared, nor will one ever be by Constitutional measure until we get out of this pirate, hijacked, fake government system.

It was just another New World Order mafia strike with our kids carrying out the capo's hit on our population's dime.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 18, 2010 10:24 PM

vermicious_knid said:

He got pissed at me, called me nutz, and all the other slings and arrows I deal with on a daily basis. We didn't talk for a while because of that.



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vermicious_knid

vermicious_knid

Shreveport, LA
February 2008

JAN 18, 2010 11:20 PM

MrCrisp said:

vermicious_knid said:

He got pissed at me, called me nutz, and all the other slings and arrows I deal with on a daily basis. We didn't talk for a while because of that.



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I have no fear of ridicule. I am not so sure that those who disagree with me can say the same.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 19, 2010 01:33 AM

vermicious_knid said:

MrCrisp said:

vermicious_knid said:

He got pissed at me, called me nutz, and all the other slings and arrows I deal with on a daily basis. We didn't talk for a while because of that.



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I have no sense of humor. I am not so sure that those who disagree with me can say the same.



You're right. I can't.

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005

JAN 19, 2010 04:30 AM

vermicious_knid said:

I told him at that time - the very fact that these wicked psychopaths a year removed from cynically detonating the WTC, cold turn around on the biggest stage possible with the world watching, and only muster - a fucking illustration ... a drawing ... an artist's rendition ... was proof that this whole "WMD" bullshit was another hoax. I told him he lived through Kennedy presenting U2 photos of actual missile silo sites in Cuba 40 years prior - and asked if an illustration is the best we can do with a developing country under constant monitoring and a decade of sanctions with the best surveillance ever known.




Wowwww. You know more than anyone.

ajaxappleengle

ajaxappleengle

Little Rock, AR
December 2004

JAN 19, 2010 04:39 AM

Mr_Matt_ said:

vermicious_knid said:

I told him at that time - the very fact that these wicked psychopaths a year removed from cynically detonating the WTC, cold turn around on the biggest stage possible with the world watching, and only muster - a fucking illustration ... a drawing ... an artist's rendition ... was proof that this whole "WMD" bullshit was another hoax. I told him he lived through Kennedy presenting U2 photos of actual missile silo sites in Cuba 40 years prior - and asked if an illustration is the best we can do with a developing country under constant monitoring and a decade of sanctions with the best surveillance ever known.




Wowwww. You know more than anyone.



It's true. You know how we know that he knows more than us? He tells us constantly. It's not annoying at all. I just wish that I had no fear of ridicule like him.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

JAN 19, 2010 05:25 AM

Someone doesn't have a firm grasp of physics; it irritates me. That's all I'm going to say about that because I don't want 'weird science' splooge to get all over this thread.

Accuser

Accuser

Scottsdale, AZ
October 2006

JAN 19, 2010 06:57 AM

vermicious_knid said:
the very fact that these wicked psychopaths a year removed from cynically detonating the WTC, cold turn around on the biggest stage possible



Oh yeah, I forgot you thought that. Never one to let a few voices and some questionable be evidence be ruled out by the overwhelming, empirically established facts.

Elichrusos

Elichrusos

I'm lost
October 2007

JAN 20, 2010 01:11 AM

wildswan said:
Someone doesn't have a firm grasp of physics; it irritates me. That's all I'm going to say about that because I don't want 'weird science' splooge to get all over this thread.


Bingo.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JAN 20, 2010 05:41 AM

vermicious_knid said:
I remember fighting with my father in 2003 (he is a classic foolish NPR listening to liberal)



Awesome. You've just proven my worst nightmare about my children can come true. I really couldn't believe that a liberal leaning moderate could raise a conservative, conspiracy theorist. I just got the douche chills. blackeyed

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