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2/26/10

Obama vs. McCain: Part Deux [2]

2/26/10

Teabaggin' at $500 a shot! [3]

2/25/10

Going Rogue: Late Night has it easy this month [4]

2/21/10

I'll Buy That For A Confederate Gold Piece! [2]

2/18/10

Freepers and Healthcare [2]

2/18/10

Belgian Guy In 23 Year 'Coma'

2/17/10

Utah debates eliminating the 12th grade [2]

2/16/10

Fake Plumber Becomes Fake Journalist [3]

2/16/10

The Taliban and Osama

2/15/10

Seattle Bus Guards = Most Useless Humans On Earth [5]

2/14/10

Even Captain America Hates the Tea Party

2/13/10

It's broken. Time for a Constitutional Convention [2]

2/13/10

Pigs... In... SPAAAAAACE! [2]

2/9/10

strangest pregnancy EVER [3]

2/4/10

Christmas Day Terrorist Attack In The Air - Detroit [4]

2/4/10

Why defense spending needs to be cut this year [2]

2/2/10

Virginia Foxx- My newest very disliked politician

2/1/10

She Still Hasn't Read It Yet

1/31/10

State of the Union #1 [4]

1/28/10

NEWS: Soon The Supreme Court Will Destroy America [10]

1/28/10

Thousands of Sri Lankans trapped between horrible death and horrible death

1/27/10

Massachusetts Special Election [8]

1/26/10

Republicans Conduct Their Own Census

1/25/10

Health Insurance / Healthcare in 2010

1/23/10

Man, startled by phone, crashes, shoots way out of car.

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1/23/10

4 Police Officers Murdered in Coffee Shop [3]

1/22/10

Cindy McCain and Gay Marriage...

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1/22/10

Invisible Children

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1/22/10

7.0 Quake Hits Haiti [3]

1/21/10

Smooth, Johnny. Real Smooth.

1/21/10

NEWS: Ghostbusters Video Game Sounds Fun [2]

1/21/10

NEWS: CES 2010: No More Cable Bondage [2]

1/20/10

The Ballad of Barefoot Harris [3]

1/20/10

On second thought... I wish Limbaugh hadn't pulled through [5]

1/19/10

Robert B. Parker & Erich Segal Have Died

1/19/10

Keep it classy Denver Public Schools... [3]

1/18/10

PETA's Bullshit Reaches the White House [2]

1/17/10

NJ Lawmakers Manage to Do Something Other than Get Arrested...

1/17/10

Terrorist Attacks under Bush vs. Obama [5]

1/17/10

Awesomest thing ever - 2 Girls Rob Bank [3]

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motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA

March 2004

JAN 08, 2010 08:57 PM

dammit, you quoted me before i got my edit in, you terrorist.

Aaron

Shakopee, MN

July 2004

JAN 08, 2010 09:00 PM

Maxx said:

Invisible_Man said:

SergeantPsycho said:
Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.

Whoa! Are you some sort of mega-genius? What a loophole!

I'm not a lawyer, either, and it probably varies from state to but handing a not e to a bank teller, even without specific intent, is a minimum charge of disorderly conduct.

Those poor deaf mutes

I swear I was thinking the same thing.

hor

USA

June 2005

JAN 09, 2010 02:16 AM

Katieesq said:
I'm sorry, why is this the awesomest thing ever? Was it because they were girls? Young? Because they have up til now evaded arrest? Because it was a bank, and not a convenience store?

Because one has a "heavy build."

Suri

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JAN 09, 2010 04:50 AM

yellowdog1980 said:
Kudos to the excellent security camera placement!

I have a feeling they are going to be rolling up to school in a Ferrari just like Richard Pryor in Superman III

maybe if the Ferrari had "Team Edward" in diamonds on the hood.

But seriously, did the cops try the Claire's accessories at the local mall?

antimisandry

Canada

December 2009

JAN 09, 2010 04:28 PM

hehe. no it's not awesome, it's a sign of the times.

Katieesq

USA

June 2008

JAN 09, 2010 11:05 PM

Suri said:

yellowdog1980 said:
Kudos to the excellent security camera placement!

I have a feeling they are going to be rolling up to school in a Ferrari just like Richard Pryor in Superman III

maybe if the Ferrari had "Team Edward" in diamonds on the hood.

But seriously, did the cops try the Claire's accessories at the local mall?

Tee hee!

I'm imagining a Jeep with the backseat overflowing with butterfly clips.

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR

October 2005

JAN 09, 2010 11:44 PM

12 and 14? I'm just amazed that they were able to stop texting long enough to do anything.

PeteyTheStampede

Petersburg, VA

July 2009

JAN 10, 2010 10:11 AM

Evercunt said:
12 and 14? I'm just amazed that they were able to stop texting long enough to do anything.

I bet they had go phones and needed the money to buy more minutes/texts.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

JAN 12, 2010 12:18 AM

Evercunt said:
12 and 14? I'm just amazed that they were able to stop texting long enough to do anything.

I bet they had go phones and needed the money to buy more minutes/texts.

Sexting isn't cheap, gotta turn to crime.

Clidna

Canada

January 2005

JAN 13, 2010 05:21 PM

Invisible_Man said:

SergeantPsycho said:
Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.

Whoa! Are you some sort of mega-genius? What a loophole!

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No it's not, deaf-mutes do it all the time. So do people with any communication problem.

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY

March 2004

JAN 13, 2010 07:10 PM

Clidna said:

Invisible_Man said:

SergeantPsycho said:
Here's an interesting legal question, if you hand a bank teller a note that's not threating that politely asks for money, and they give it to you and you don't have any weapons, does that count as a robbery? I'm no lawyer, but it seems to me that you might have a case in that regard.

Whoa! Are you some sort of mega-genius? What a loophole!

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No it's not, deaf-mutes do it all the time. So do people with any communication problem.

Presumably they, also have accounts and are using proper documents.

ikcsmiley

Asheville, NC

July 2003

JAN 17, 2010 01:56 AM

Evercunt said:
12 and 14? I'm just amazed that they were able to stop texting long enough to do anything.

"OMG WTF i wasnt teh 1 who robd the bank lol"

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