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DEC 17, 2003 08:51 PM
DEC 18, 2003 04:31 AM
Yep. 
Can't go wrong with a 10-second factory race car.
These vehicles are intended to use in supervised acceleration trials and other competitive events, therefore, they will be sold without warranty. Special stickers will be provided for plant installation (attached to left "A" post) which will read as follows: "This vehicle was not manufactured for use on public streets, roads or highways and does not conform to Motor Vehicle Safety Standards."
Ahh, the good ol' days...
tarbaby
I'm lost
April 2003
DEC 18, 2003 04:33 AM
is it strange that this thread is like penthouse letters to me?
DEC 18, 2003 06:10 AM
DEC 18, 2003 04:19 PM
ava said:
is it strange that this thread is like penthouse letters to me?
Not strange at all. In fact, it's kinda awesome.
VIVA LA SGENVIRONMENTALDEATH!!!
SonOfMorrissey
Carmichael, CA
November 2003
DEC 18, 2003 04:27 PM
SYH653 said:
ava said:
is it strange that this thread is like penthouse letters to me?
Not strange at all. In fact, it's kinda awesome.
VIVA LA SGENVIRONMENTALDEATH!!!
I'll second that.
DEC 18, 2003 04:42 PM
lil_tuffy said:
Cherie said:
That thing got a hemi?
Chew No Wat!? This tread was pretty fuckin' funny before all this motor talk.
tarbaby
I'm lost
April 2003
DEC 18, 2003 04:43 PM
normal thread that turned into hot female mechanic sex0r:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/SG+Army/25333/
DEC 18, 2003 04:53 PM
ava said:
is it strange that this thread is like penthouse letters to me?
Not strange so much as incredibly sexy 
.
DEC 18, 2003 05:33 PM
ava said:
normal thread that turned into hot female mechanic sex0r:
http://suicidegirls.com/boards/SG+Army/25333/
And then there were two...
DEC 18, 2003 11:10 PM
Stiles said:
Volkov said:
my vehicle's engine is barely more than a half liter....and I still whoop most sports car's asses! mwahahaahahahahahaha
*heads over embankment and into ditch*
No fair, Volkov - 2 wheeled entries have the unfair advantage for performance. A YZF-R1 $9,000 literbike will hand most $100,000 sports cars their asses handily.
*disclaimer: this was very very wrong of me to do....anyone reading this...don't do this...or don't sue me if you do...*
some shnathead in a firebird wouldn't leave me alone today...all I wanted to do was make it to the company Christmas party in one piece with the holiday shopping traffic, but he kept zooming up on me and then back off a bit and zooming up....and being as i've only really been on streets with this thing for a week or so, I shouldn't have, but I dropped it down to third and just twisted and that fucker wasn't even gonna try to keep up....he got stuck at a light. and as far as I'm concerned...maybe it was the safer choice....freakin' cagers.
DEC 18, 2003 11:31 PM
DEC 18, 2003 11:40 PM
DEC 19, 2003 08:20 AM
Volkov said:
*disclaimer: this was very very wrong of me to do....anyone reading this...don't do this...or don't sue me if you do...*
some shnathead in a firebird wouldn't leave me alone today...all I wanted to do was make it to the company Christmas party in one piece with the holiday shopping traffic, but he kept zooming up on me and then back off a bit and zooming up....and being as i've only really been on streets with this thing for a week or so, I shouldn't have, but I dropped it down to third and just twisted and that fucker wasn't even gonna try to keep up....he got stuck at a light. and as far as I'm concerned...maybe it was the safer choice....freakin' cagers.
Cager smackdown is fun. Some months ago, a guy in a Porsche 911 Turbo thought he was fast. Obligingly, I corrected his misconception, and in a big way.
RACER_X
Philadelphia, PA
February 2003
DEC 19, 2003 08:35 AM
Always nice to put the smackdown on some toolbox in his slammed Beemer w/ fart muffler and stank- ho girlfriend in tow.
It's fun to play cat and mouse with them for a bit before you leave them standing hold their small shrinking pee-pee's as they inhale the sweet sweet exhaust of a Ducati......idiots.
Destro
Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL
DEC 19, 2003 08:46 AM
word of advice to the world, if at sitting at a stoplight in philly, and you see either stiles or racer_x pull up next to you...... don't even think about it....
DEC 19, 2003 08:52 AM
C'mon, man, you're spoiling the fun. How am I supposed to get beer money and car titles if nobody is that foolish?
The bike is British, after all, and it has saddlebags too...it can't be *that* fast, right?
DEC 19, 2003 11:29 PM
*hijacks thread, throws it into a Givi hard case and drives like hell*
edit to add: have you guys seen THIS!?!?!?!?!? 
now, I'm not a Honda fan in particular...but hooooleeeeeeee sheeeeeeeeeeeyit!
[Edited on Dec 19, 2003 by Volkov]
DEC 19, 2003 11:51 PM
roundNround said:
You have a Ducati??
OK, that makes up for everything you said in the Saddam thread.
He HAD a ducati, he now has 7/8ths of a ducati, the rest having been implanted into various Philly taxi cabs and other sundry vehicles....
DEC 20, 2003 12:00 AM
RACER_X
Philadelphia, PA
February 2003
DEC 20, 2003 12:01 AM
Helter said:
roundNround said:
You have a Ducati??
OK, that makes up for everything you said in the Saddam thread.
He HAD a ducati, he now has 7/8ths of a ducati, the rest having been implanted into various Philly taxi cabs and other sundry vehicles....
Lies! Scurrilous Lies!
Taxicabs suck! they try to kill me!
(Anyone know where I can get a left upper for a 1994 900ss/cr?)
SYH
Redford, MI
February 2003
DEC 17, 2003 03:37 PM