FUCK you and your H2!!

For those that hate the new Hummers.

http://www.fuh2.com/index.html

The Hummer is the bane of my fucking existence. Thanks for the awesome link!

why would you buy a vehicle that's name sounds like a blowjob?

great site

I love mine.

can i get a ride to the liqor store??????

i will heart you foreever

Wow that was stupid, hmmm let me get this straight, people are surprised an engine twice as big as another produces twice as much pollution? Or that if a "big" thing hits a "little" thing the "little" thing will get damaged more than the "big" thing? Wow, fucking brilliant!

Not to mention, yet again this horse is so dead it came back to life as a zombie horse and was killed again.

You'd think that men with money to burn would just get the enlargement surgery instead of buying this car.

sure, but you live in MO, so give a couple of days to get there.

Stupid bitch-ass housewives need to stop driving these things around town....

I resent that

It olny takes me about four hours to drive to Grove,OK......(i got family there)
.......and im almost outta beer

It's funny, but if someone explained to me that the reason they bought a Hummer was because it's name sounds like a blow job, I think I would take that as a completely acceptable answer.

"I wanted to get a hummer in the back of my hummer"

The high school I went to near st. louis lost the football championship to some blue springs school. I read it in the paper when I was back for thanksgiving.

Those vehicles are enough to make even a reasonable person consider joining ELF.

ya that was my old H.S. team....the Wildcats.... ...i watched it on tv

werd. fuck that clunky piece of shit.

Fair enough....but someones going to trade in a mini-van for one of these things to drive the kiddos to soccer, at least learn how to drive it properly.

Okay. To each their own I suppose. I personally don't care for these myself, but their sales do contribute to a good majority of the money I pocket every week. Anyway, am I the only one here, or did anyone else notice the line at the bottom of the front page.

"So, if you see it our way, tell a Hummer owner what you think and show 'em the bird."

I guess I'm the only one not amused by their ignorance. How does flipping off a truck translate to showing the owner how you really feel? And if there is someone in the vehicle, shouldn't you pull up and flip that owner off? How exactly does one get this message when you flip off there right rear quarter panel?

Blah. I know, it's a harmless, stupid little site. But, if you're gonna think you're all cool doing this, shouldn't you at least do it right, and no where near half-assed?

I always thought it would be funny if a person who had an H1 went on a rampage and ran over all the little H2's.

why the hell are they tax-deductable?
i find it hard to believe they could possibly be useful to the military..........
unless you park them across a road and fill them with cement for a roadblock.......

Don't underestimate the power of Shooting The Bird. Although you're right about people S.T.B. whilst behind the offending car. It's not nearly extreme enough.


Tell you what "MyAmusement"...the next time I'm riding in the danger zone with Goose, I"ll be sure to invert the jet, Shoot TWO Birds at the H2, and take a snazzy polaroid. I will then shake it.

Perhaps a better way to show your true feelings would be to slap a Greenpeace sticker on the back bumper.

[Edited on Dec 10, 2003 by SaintAshlar]

..trying to decide if I should spend my money to enlarge my cock by driving it around painted in bright yellow or go for the operation and hide it in my pants??? It so painful to be a man these days