Actually it wouldn't be Sen. Ron Paul since he is not a senator he is in the house of representatives so either Rep. Ron Paul, Congressman Ron Paul, or Dr. Ron Paul would be the proper title/name

President Sen. Rep. Mr. Dr. Ron Paul, then?

that work?

get it now?

Imperator Consul Paul?

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Chainlink

Key West, FL

August 2005

JUL 14, 2008 10:07 PM

Tiwaz said:

scylis said:

abbazappa said:

scylis said:
that's SEN. Mr. Dr. Ron Paul, bub.

Actually it wouldn't be Sen. Ron Paul since he is not a senator he is in the house of representatives so either Rep. Ron Paul, Congressman Ron Paul, or Dr. Ron Paul would be the proper title/name

President Sen. Rep. Mr. Dr. Ron Paul, then?

that work?

get it now?

Imperator Consul Paul?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

IDGAS

Jackson Heights, NY

March 2004

JUL 15, 2008 06:41 PM

Tiwaz said:

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I rather like it.

SockPuppet

I'm lost

July 2006

JUL 17, 2008 05:44 AM

Tiwaz said:

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Death Blimp?

The fallout continues over last weekend's Paultardpalooza festival in Washington D.C., which your Wonketteers bravely attended for seven minutes between episodes of drinking. If you can imagine, many hobbits on Ron Paul Forums are making strained "mental leaps" between fiction and reality. They were already convinced that our Wonkette faction was a deranged militia of "addicts and derelicts" who %u2014 much like the British Army several hundred years ago %u2014 would shoot at them with muskets, if necessary, to protect George W. Bush's tea tax. Now they've assumed something far more profound: that one of us was this fat, shirtless lout who went around beating up their women and children. And our punishment shall be swift and merciless: they tell us that we are "on the list." Anything but the list!

Here's the tragic story and proposed resolution from RPF Senior Member "Oyate":

I don't know if our Marshal Kat identified the Wonktard, but we did see one guy that was disruptive beyond the point of political statement.

After he fell over a young lady and almost kicked her young toddler over we decided to take action. Hey, if you want to be a jerk, be a jerk but don't start knocking over our women and children.

Send this message to every Wonktard on every board: you were and are welcome among us to express your st Amendment rights to free speech, but where we have entered into agreement with our brothers and sisters in uniform to hold a family oriented event, that is exactly what we're gonna do and your drunk, violent, aggressive and boisterous editor was watched and handled with all care despite the fact that you were being violent and aggressive. So rather than directly accuse you of inciting violence, premeditated violence, and rather than tell you our continuing response, perhaps we should get together for ice cream in a neutral territory. And I don't mind saying that you should send your women to negotiate because your "braves" were not all that impressive.

Oyate, who struggles to stay on topic for more than six words at a time, adds: "Ladies, we got 10,000 real men who mean what they say and say what they mean. We all make money, we're not on welfare. Ditch the Wonktard lazy-assed hippy and get with a real man."

...
Oyate eventually reaches a boil:

Big, bald, fat guy, drunk as hell, endangering a family event. Good job Wonkette. I suppose that you are proud of yourselves Wonkette. let it be known, we will never again allow you to endanger our women and our children. Would it were different, we would have protected your right to free speech and we would have babysitted your kids in the best of care and we don't care whether you agree with us or not.

That's all I can say. I'm full of rage at you. You allowed your personal grip with us to endanger our women and children.

Oh geez, this is definitely the worst outcome of our little misunderstanding, because we were planning on going out Friday evening, and the first place we were going to look for sitters was Ron. Paul. Forums! But now it's just this whole big thing and we will never have fun again.

livertarian

Fairfax, VA

February 2008

JUL 23, 2008 05:40 PM

attn_ho said:

Subrosa said:

attn_ho said:
read atlas shrugged?! ITS just a NOVEL

It's not a novel. It's a WAY of LIFE.

a Galternative Lifestyle?

GAH. The dismissive attitude towards Paul isn't surprising, but it also makes no sense to me. The smartest liberals I know take his message seriously, despite disagreement. As un-slick as he is, he was the only noticeable candidate to say meaningful things this past year. End the Drug War. Seriously question the Federal Reserve and its effect on the economy. Finish all military involvement in the Middle East, so we can get back to living out of the shadow of Islamist terrorism. No balls on this site whatsoever. Complain about the state of the country, and the world, and what do we get excited about? A few potential tweaks by another Washington climber, Obama.

I'll also say this again: Fuck Ayn Rand. Her craven power-worship has nothing to do with the concepts laid out in the Federalist Papers.

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

JUL 23, 2008 06:10 PM

livertarian said:

attn_ho said:

Subrosa said:

attn_ho said:
read atlas shrugged?! ITS just a NOVEL

It's not a novel. It's a WAY of LIFE.

a Galternative Lifestyle?

I'll also say this again: Fuck Ayn Rand. Her craven power-worship has nothing to do with the concepts laid out in the Federalist Papers.

IT WAS A JOKE. regardless of pauls's campaign, Libertarianism is linked and with good reason to atlas shrugged. It was just a little wordplay. no neat to bust your sphincter over it.

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