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Louis_XIV

France

August 2007

MAY 10, 2008 03:09 AM

rattfrog said:
they are the enemy and they are evil what we are doing to them they would gladly do to us if given the chance. ie hack sawing someones head off. kill em all and let allah have them, he can't have that many virgins to give away. next you're going to tell me that hillary would make a great president.

Hahahahaha, a great parody of the stupid "Them = evil, Us = good" attitude that made me write this article. You even added details like bad spelling and incoherent logic. I particularly liked the passage "what we are doing to them... ie hack sawing someones head off". Priceless! I love your sense of irony.

Oh... wait... you were serious?

mingol

Singapore

July 2005

MAY 10, 2008 04:47 AM

rattfrog said:
they are the enemy and they are evil what we are doing to them they would gladly do to us if given the chance. ie hack sawing someones head off. kill em all and let allah have them, he can't have that many virgins to give away. next you're going to tell me that hillary would make a great president.

Don't you just love these guys whose sole contribution to the site in a year of membership is one comment like this?

Q_

Columbus, OH

June 2006

MAY 10, 2008 05:19 AM

sillyokio said:

MrCrisp said:
you are, without a doubt, the best thing that's happened to this website since girls getting naked.

I wholeheartedly agree.
Great article.

I'll add a mere +1, because I can't form complete sentences since I read the last article about Khadr.

Varuka_Salt

I'm lost

October 2006

MAY 10, 2008 05:50 AM

rattfrog said:
they are the enemy and they are evil what we are doing to them they would gladly do to us if given the chance. ie hack sawing someones head off. kill em all and let allah have them, he can't have that many virgins to give away. next you're going to tell me that hillary would make a great president.

That wooshing you hear is the sound of reading comprehension whizzing by your head.

prodige

France

October 2008

JUN 07, 2008 06:17 AM

So well documented and inspired, I start to believe I'm wrong thinking this user is just a "trip" but he's really Louix croix baton vai

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL

January 2005

JUN 07, 2008 08:50 AM

daril said:
So well documented and inspired, I start to believe I'm wrong thinking this user is just a "trip" but he's really Louix croix baton vai

I'm still trying to decide if he's actually posting through time or not. I'm getting vibes for both.

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

JUN 07, 2008 12:30 PM

Your Majesty, well done.

Waldo_Jeffers

United Kingdom

OLD SKOOL

JUN 07, 2008 03:11 PM

Louis_XIV said:
This is a wonderful book, but dangerous if read by the simple minds.

...not unlike the Bible and the Koran, methinks.

SockPuppet

I'm lost

July 2006

JUN 08, 2008 04:16 PM

Mr_Mocata said:

Louis_XIV said:
This is a wonderful book, but dangerous if read by the simple minds.

...not unlike the Bible and the Koran, methinks.

:applauds:

Skeletone

Lowell, MA

May 2008

JUN 09, 2008 08:08 PM

Best thing I've read on the net in a very long time.

Kudos.

livertarian

Fairfax, VA

February 2008

JUN 16, 2008 08:08 PM

Nothing but class from the King.

Nice gams, too.

willam9

Philadelphia, PA

January 2008

JUN 18, 2008 10:51 PM

rattfrog said:
they are the enemy and they are evil what we are doing to them they would gladly do to us if given the chance. ie hack sawing someones head off. kill em all and let allah have them, he can't have that many virgins to give away. next you're going to tell me that hillary would make a great president.

i'm sorry, i recognize words from the english language but i don't think this actually says anything...

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