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SUICIDEGIRL

North Carolina, USA

MAY 03, 2008 04:03 PM

Chainlink said:

DevilsReject said:

Narghile said:

felony187 said:
Jesus H Christ, not only are humans AFFs seals and hippo's, too. The end is near,will the world really end on dec 21 2012 one only hope's so.



By Satan's chipped fang, what the fuck are you talking about?



Mayan belief is that the world will end on Dec 21. 2012.

the predict a doomsday in which the poles reverse, uhber destruction, cats sleeping with dogs, horses running with cows, all that fun stuff



You mean ignorant Western ideas of Mayan belief is . . .



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Bill_the_Cat

Bill_the_Cat

West Vancouver, BC
May 2005

MAY 03, 2008 04:40 PM

I'm pretty sure the world's ended already, but nobody's noticed yet.

ericwine

ericwine

Charlotte Hall, MD
January 2007

MAY 03, 2008 05:26 PM

Bill_the_Cat said:
I'm pretty sure the world's ended already, but nobody's noticed yet.



That would explain much.

strndniowa

strndniowa

Grimes, IA
May 2007

MAY 03, 2008 05:41 PM

Fritzi just brings an entirely new level to the AF roundup- you may never be able to match that again...That guy makes Morley look like Mother Theresa, and the fictional Hannibal Lecter like Captain Kangaroo...If the AF top ten doesn't exist yet, it should...and that guy just has to be #1...
Niven should stick with writing sci-fi- he pretty obviously has no grasp on reality...and a company that sells shit that costs that much (but yet has no real value) obviously has no more grasp on reality than the people who buy them....

gogogone

gogogone

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 03, 2008 10:51 PM

Wow!!!! The Fritzl story never made it to Japan (or maybe it did....I can't read enough kanji to read newspapers). That is....first, disgusting and horribly wrong, but--now that I read all the CNN material and watched the videos--it leads to a lot of questions!!!! Every news report says his wife had no idea about what was going on. I call bullshit. How can you construct a Brooklyn-ghetto-style apartment underneath your house without your wife knowing? Plus, maybe she might have heard 1 of those 7 or so births going on downstairs?!? I didn't even see soundproofing in the videos I saw. Granted I am no expert in that stuff, but even the bands I used to play in would require some egg-crates on the wall. This is INSANE!!!! We are not nearly through with learning the extent of ths story!
I predict:
1. the wife was involved
2. some bizzaire (sp?) religious/family protectionism shit is going to start spewing from this madman's mouth. puke puke puke

FellOnEarth

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA
April 2006

MAY 04, 2008 12:17 AM

When I read about the Austrian earlier in the week, I just knew he'd make the AFF board. How could someone be so sick? I just can't imagine how it must be for his children/grandchildren (shudder). They're never going to lead normal lives, I can only hope they will be treated fairly from now on.

As far as seals go, these scientists should have paid more attention to children's programming instead of dissecting small furry animals when they were kids... They would have known that seals like fucking with penguins:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


Also, we all need some healing after this weeks AFF (seemed to fit, considering...)

coyotemike

coyotemike

Kearney, NE
May 2006

MAY 04, 2008 10:30 AM

Update on the Austrain assface. Suspect was convicted of rape around the time his daughter was born

He really may be the worst person currently living. Or at least within the top ten.

gogogone

gogogone

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 05, 2008 01:03 AM

the best part of this entire post is FTR's (video) last word... "so....uhhh...did he get in there at all?"
I'm not one to laugh at penguin-rape jokes, but FTR got me with his last statement.

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

MAY 05, 2008 02:04 AM

I think the animal kingdom happy-fun-time that still weirds me out the most is the mallard-on-dead-mallard rape I heard about a year or two back. But seal-on-penguin's right up there.

Fritzi...holy shit. Words fail me.

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 05, 2008 05:14 AM

coyotemike said:
Update on the Austrain assface. Suspect was convicted of rape around the time his daughter was born

He really may be the worst person currently living. Or at least within the top ten.



What the fuck is wrong with Austria?

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Intercourse, PA
January 2006

MAY 05, 2008 05:26 AM

Narghile said:

coyotemike said:
Update on the Austrain assface. Suspect was convicted of rape around the time his daughter was born

He really may be the worst person currently living. Or at least within the top ten.



What the fuck is wrong with Austria?



Why are Austrians such fucking assholes?

lavenir

lavenir

Turlock, CA
June 2007

MAY 06, 2008 08:47 AM

Wow. The Asshole Fuckface Roundup seems to have largely stopped being humorous and has started to be mostly revolting. It's kind of hard to laugh about animal jokes after I've read about a guy who used his daughter as a sex slave and baby-maker for twenty-four years and cannibalism.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 06, 2008 09:31 AM



-TM

code_red

code_red

Portland, OR
July 2005

MAY 06, 2008 10:38 AM

Words do not describe how dirty that Josef Fritzl is. I hope someone rapes him for 24 years.

ki1

ki1

Ireland
September 2007

MAY 07, 2008 05:49 AM

and fritzl wife is denting all knowledge of any wrongdoing. she didnt realise her daughter and the kids were down there all that time. get the fuck outta here. how come his icest kids ended up in extended family pictures.
puke

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