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punk

Phoenix, AZ

January 2004

FEB 09, 2008 03:21 PM

He's downsized his "campaign" staff and plans to focus more on his Congressional duties. But he's still going to fight on! Sure he is.

In the presidential race and the congressional race, I need your support, as always. And I have plans to continue fighting for our ideas in politics and education that I will share with you when I can, for I will need you at my side. In the meantime, onward and upward! The neocons, the warmongers, the socialists, the advocates of inflation will be hearing much from you and me.

The full letter to his "fans" is located here.

Oh, Ron Paul, we hardly knew thee.

FreakPirate

Canada

November 2002

FEB 09, 2008 03:23 PM

Sorry America. You're all doomed now.

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

FEB 09, 2008 03:24 PM

I was just coming here to post this!!!

lol!

I read the entire thing, twice, and i am still not sure if he is giving up, or what.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

FEB 09, 2008 03:24 PM

What a pussy.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

FEB 09, 2008 03:25 PM

There are going to be arguments among the 'loompas on whether this means victory or defeat.

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN

July 2003

FEB 09, 2008 03:26 PM

At first I thought the hilarity was going to be gone, but no! He will fight on! Not, y'know, hard. Or with the slightest hope of success, but he *is* going to stick it out to the bitter end exactly the way I thought he would.

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

FEB 09, 2008 03:26 PM

Subrosa said:
What a pussy.

Ya know?

Just as he was gaining ground in Kansas too...

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA

January 2003

FEB 09, 2008 03:30 PM

I always sort of figured Ron Paul's campaign would end with him in a cowboy hat, riding a bomb as it falls to the earth and hollering. This is disappointing.

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

FEB 09, 2008 03:32 PM

Rafi said:
I always sort of figured Ron Paul's campaign would end with him in a cowboy hat, riding a bomb as it falls to the earth and hollering. This is disappointing.

Ron Strangelove

Maybe not a bomb, but you'd think he could stand on top of his blimp.

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ

June 2004

FEB 09, 2008 03:37 PM

This calls for a celebration.

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA

December 2007

FEB 09, 2008 03:38 PM

As happy as I am about this, there is a strange sort of emptiness.

Man, what am I am going to mock now?

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

FEB 09, 2008 03:41 PM

_Margot_ said:
As happy as I am about this, there is a strange sort of emptiness.

Man, what am I am going to mock now?

Don't fret. There will be plenty of underground 'loompas, neocons, and other idiots. And you know the CE boards will always draw trolls.

Colinism

Atlanta, GA

July 2005

FEB 09, 2008 03:42 PM

_Margot_ said:
As happy as I am about this, there is a strange sort of emptiness.

Man, what am I am going to mock now?

For starters

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA

December 2007

FEB 09, 2008 03:42 PM

coyotemike said:

_Margot_ said:
As happy as I am about this, there is a strange sort of emptiness.

Man, what am I am going to mock now?

Don't fret. There will be plenty of underground 'loompas, neocons, and other idiots. And you know the CE boards will always draw trolls.

Thank you, sir..You give me hope.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

FEB 09, 2008 03:45 PM

A nation mourns.

I'm not sure which nation, but I'm sure there's a nation somewhere in the world right now that's mourning for some reason or another. It's the law of averages.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

FEB 09, 2008 03:45 PM

I almost want to cry. Something that entertaining to make fun of doesn't come around very often.

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA

December 2007

FEB 09, 2008 03:47 PM

What will happen to the "Google Ron Paul Dollface" blimp now?

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN

July 2003

FEB 09, 2008 03:48 PM

Keep in mind that he hasn't officially withdrawn. He's just "reallocating his campaign staff". So he's as likely to win the Republican nomination as he ever was.*

*(I.e., pretty much no chance whatsoever.)

Coyotemike

USA

May 2006

FEB 09, 2008 03:48 PM

coyotemike said:

_Margot_ said:
As happy as I am about this, there is a strange sort of emptiness.

Man, what am I am going to mock now?

Don't fret. There will be plenty of underground 'loompas, neocons, and other idiots. And you know the CE boards will always draw trolls.

Thank you, sir..You give me hope.

Always glad to help

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

FEB 09, 2008 03:49 PM

oyaji said:

The neocons, the warmongers, the socialists, the advocates of inflation will be hearing much from you and me.

Who are the socialists and the advocates of inflation, exactly?

Anyone who doesn't trade in Ron Paul dollars, of course.

Rafi

Santa Monica, CA

January 2003

FEB 09, 2008 03:58 PM

oyaji said:

The neocons, the warmongers, the socialists, the advocates of inflation will be hearing much from you and me.

Who are the socialists and the advocates of inflation, exactly?

Anyone who doesn't trade in Ron Paul dollars, of course.

And that's another thing - what am I going to do with all my Ron Paul FunBucks now?!

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

FEB 09, 2008 04:17 PM

_Margot_ said:
What will happen to the "Google Ron Paul Dollface" blimp now?

my last ron paul macro.

ckdexterhaven

USA

December 2005

FEB 09, 2008 04:20 PM

Rafi said:

oyaji said:

The neocons, the warmongers, the socialists, the advocates of inflation will be hearing much from you and me.

Who are the socialists and the advocates of inflation, exactly?

Anyone who doesn't trade in Ron Paul dollars, of course.

And that's another thing - what am I going to do with all my Ron Paul FunBucks now?!

Chucky Cheese?

_margot_

Los Angeles, CA

December 2007

FEB 09, 2008 04:23 PM

_Margot_ said:
What will happen to the "Google Ron Paul Dollface" blimp now?

my last ron paul macro.

*single tear*

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 09, 2008 04:46 PM

The sad thing is that the Ron Paultards STILL won't shut up about him.

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