The OFFICIAL State of the Union Thread

Let's all play along at home and make fun of our idiot leader.

im game!

Wonder if the Fox News version will make it easier to take shots . . . lets find out.

I just heard my new favorite words: "Final State of the Union Address"

Bye bye dumb ass.

Is it just me, or does the Homeland Security Chief look like a skeleton?

Chris Mathews just suggested that Condi Rice might end up as the Republican VP nom.

Oh, that. His father was Skellator. Everybody in the Bush Administration is affiliated with a evil villain somehow.

W is wearing a blue tie?

It's not just you. Brian Williams actually just remarked that Dubya was debating as to whether or not to go with the blue tie.

NOW, THAT'S JOURNALISM!!!

we could get Joan Rivers to interview congress as they come in, ask them who they're wearing and such

What a fukkin luv fest

They're only standing because they know that he's leaving soon.

That's all he's thinking about, isn't it? His place in the history books.

Ising your nuts while you watch it makes it more intents.

If we all think it really really hard, maybe Cheney will have a heart attack in the background.

I don't have a kitchen table. Does that mean I don't have to be concerned with the economy?

Pelosi is gnawing her fukkin tongue.

go hump a cake

She's playing with herself under the table.

Hillary didn't find his joke very funny.

And Hillary is wearing red just like W's wife



And all the rich fuckers applaud.

"Read my lips. NO NEW TAXES!!!"

Oh, wait .. .that was his dad.
Right before he raised taxes.

The people's trust in their government is undermined by the asshat in the whitehouse!

LEMMINGS!!!!

What the fuck is he laughing about?