NEWS: Space Aliens Invading Earth, What You NEED To Know

those are Ju-Ju zombies. they are massively different from actual zombies. namely in that, while active, Haitian voodoo-style ju-ju zombies aren't actually dead.

that's kinda a big difference.

Damn. I should have thought about that, though, in this day and age, how well do verbal contracts really hold up? I mean, it could be here-say.

Do you know who has it?

intelligent. check

big head. check (at least in his pic)

light skin. check.

i do believe you are an Alien trying to keep your cover!!!

they're not zombies because they didn't die. they are people who have been drugged into a death-like state and then brought out of it, usually drugged further to make them sex-nuts and retard-strong so that they might throttle the life out of someone believed to have done a great injustice (at least in the bokor's eyes).

there is no massive horde of them.
they cannot spread the plague/curse/parasites/whatever to others via bites/bodily fluids/violence.
they do not crave human flesh and/or brains.
many times the subject put under the affects of the toxins involved goes back to living their regular lives afterwards, if the bokor (sorcerer/ witch doctor) cares not to dispose of them or keep them as slaves.
they aren't actually dead.

they're not zombies. even in Haitian voodoo myth, the zombi is an actual corpse that a bokor has raised from the dead.

yes, i know who has it, unless for some reason the person actually remembered and sold it to someone else, and event of astronomically small odds. i was at least careful with who it was given to in that respect.

Well, there are two banthas down there, but I don't see any-- Wait a second, they're Sand People, alright. I can see one of them now.

Cat's outta the bag...the mars picture is actually Elvis. This is where he has been hiding this whole time.

the Tusken once roamed all across Mars. Now, however, their population dwindles, as they are easily scared, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

Nostradamus? Is that you?

Then again, one could argue that given the vast spans of time involved when dealing in cosmology--billions of years--the chance of any two "intelligent" species existing at the same time is rather small.

But I could just be trying to maintain my cover. I could be an alien.

I just sprayed tea.

JAN 27, 2008 07:49 PM



TheCoolerKing said:
If Bigfoot's mastered space travel we're all in a lot of trouble.



Ehh... well TCK I hat to tell you this... but there was a story in which it was theorized that the big foot/yeti creatures did indeed come from space.

The bad news is it was written by H.P. Lovecraft.



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ALL HAIL CTHULHU!!

Where are the half naked girls

Go to the top of the page... and click GIRLS

Are you implying, sir, that I am Canadian?

It sounded like a compliment to me.

We have gone seriously south from "Take me to your Leader"...and maybe they will go to George Bush Jr..and implode him...

And everyone laughed at my hat...

Well guess who'll be laughing when your minds are all under the control of evil alien overlords?

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The real "invasion" happened long ago, and this was the integration of the cowardly men who fear those in power and do as they are told out of fear. This is soon to change, however. After the next Great Planetary Dying, our race will be cleansed of the sleepwalking automatons. It is up to us with the power and ability to rebuild a world that will not tolerate such irresponsible living. The Suicide Girls will be built a shrine to honor them, for they are Goddesses all.

I am deffinetly taking offence to that canadian comment... but hey, I can just play the Im-Not-Canadian-Im-Quebecois card, right?

There are so many weird pictures coming from Mars lately. Anyone can check the videos on Youtube.

What bothers me are the sarcastic comments that accompany them. A lot of them cannot be justified as faked hoaxes. But I guess they make people insecure.

And is NASA really that incompetent? Why is all that information being leaked right now?

Perhaps you'd like to post some links?

All this talk about aliens existing is making me very excited but were missing out on the real question here. What do they eat?
I think we should throw them a birthday party.