NEWS: Interested in Trying on a Super-Powered Robotic Exo-Skeleton?

But can it swim?

Glu,
glu.
glu...

Then the suit has a memory thing, you do the same shit over and over and soon it can do it for you until you get back to the suit. You stop it and get in the suit to load the machine guns and you feel the arms going back further than you are making them go. It breaks your arms and pushes you out of the suit...now with machine guns!

That would make my hobby of throwing beer bottles at the neighborhood hoodlums even more fun!*



* It should be noted the beer bottles are always empty. No since wasting perfectly good beer on a bunch of dumb Junior Varsity Thugs

We're forgetting something (someone?) else VITALLY important who now becomes a real possibility!

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Thanks... Lemme guess, Maxim's article involved using the suit to steal beer and harass women?

I don't know... I bet that suit could pull off the old, "bend the barrel into a knot and make the tank explode," trick.

...and you're still doing better. Let's be friends.

I don't know... I bet that suit could pull off the old, "bend the barrel into a knot and make the tank explode," trick.


HOLY CRAP this would validate the entire span of human existence. That trick is the one out of all the other cartoon tricks that I would be utterly elated to see happen in real life.

the ED's were robots with rudimentary AI, not piloted exo-skeletons. geez.

(nyeoyrrrr... gloiven)

Yes... exactly. EXACTLY.

I want one.

Missed this one- sounds like Starship Troopers may not be that far fetched...kind of makes me wonder- look at all the mayhem that happens from a simple stolen tank...