NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup #21

I am seriously pissed about the tasering incident. The RCMP have some really bad shit going on right now... they used to be extremely well-respected, and for good reason. Now, if you are in the RCMP, you'll either get killed, be involved in police brutality, or be harrassed until you go on leave. Disgusting.

Also, people that re-post huge parts of the original article should be smacked.

If you really want to know, why don't you click the link? It was Linda F. Long, for the record.

last i was in the states, i was frowned upon for saying 'merry christmas.' I had it explained to me that what i had said maybe offensive to jewish people or others who don't celebrate christmas..people like shinto's...I was also informed it was more correct to say 'happy holidays.' Also don't be too harsh on Australia, when i visited their country i watched a street comedian say to a women with four children "get a new hobby, being easy isn't helping our tax rates with your government child support." It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their was santa's sneeringly saying "hoe,hoe,hoe' to women in street.

last i was in the states, i was frowned upon for saying 'merry christmas.' I had it explained to me that what i had said maybe offensive to jewish people or others who don't celebrate christmas..people like shinto's...I was also informed it was more correct to say 'happy holidays.' Also don't be too harsh on Australia, when i visited their country i watched a street comedian say to a women with four children "get a new hobby, being easy isn't helping our tax rates with your government child support." It wouldn't surprise me in the least if their was santa's sneeringly saying "hoe,hoe,hoe' to women in street.

I already covered the Santa thing in the other thread about it but the "Twat, Twat, Twat" comment made me snicker.

I have to agree with BE on the getting aggravated with waiting two hours, let alone ten hours. I'd be royally pissed, especially having been forgotten about. Who knows when someone would have eventually found him if he hadn't caused a scene. Bad move on the Mounties' part.

I have nothing to comment on PETA. That organization has gotten obsessive and gone downhill. I know many vegetarians and vegans that feel that many PETA members have gone off the deepend. Not all of them.

Snakes in a mother fucking church. Seriously.

PETA supports home grown terrorism. They went down the deep end a long time ago.

Oh my god. That poor man at the airport. You know, I honestly don't think he was doing that to be violent. I think that he was just trying to get somebody's attention; get someone to realise that he'd been waiting for 10 hours and didn't understand what was going on. Way to go on murdering that guy, mounties.


PETA D: They make a large number of people think anyone who has anything to do with animal rights is as batshit crazy as how PETA presents itself.

I thought PETA meant - People Eating Tasty Animals. Oops, my bad.

FTR, you've written some really irritating newswires in the past, but I have to say that I love your asshole fuckface round-up. Keep 'em coming. They're generally funny, though that bit with that poor Polish guy makes me want to shoot the retarded canadians working at that airport.

But I can definitely laugh at the God saying "Nope" bit. Even if it means I'm going to hell.

yet another reason why I must get the fuck out of my home state.

I'd like to know if those Mounties will be put on trial for murder. Cos that's what it was! Scum of the highest order.

Twat Twat Twat is going to be my new greeting for everyone.

WHy are airports suddenly in the business of unlawful restraint and murder??!~!
That poor polish man and his mom

baby snakes actually are more likely do deliver fatal bites... as they lack the ability to control venom release. most adult snake bites are so called "dry bites" where little if any venom is injected. most snakes only inject their venom into things they plan on eating.

Where to start...
I just don't even know...perhaps PETA needs to...by hand...rescue all of the horribly repressed and poorly treated venomous snakes from fringe groups who seem to think that god will save them from creatures that millions of years of evolution have equipped with very toxic venom that would probably kill an elephant...if any venom is left after that, just go from there on the rest of the list...