NEWS: Finally, Tiny Microscopic People Get A Chance

why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...

Can you please state the proposal in terms that everyone can understand? Especially those 18-20 years olds.

why? i'm operating on the theory that they're idiots with no thought process, can't carry on an intellectual conversation and shouldn't have any sort of political stance on anything.

Yeah but I get annoyed with answering questions. I just want to be able to point at the answer. I'm lazy like that.

Will pictures help?

It's spelled "dumbassery." With an "e."

A Dumbassory is an extinct giant bird native to the foothills of the Himalayas. They were hunted out of existence by the Akond of Swat for their prized feathers. Everyone knows this.

I'm sure they would appreciate the simplicity. Yes.

The country has decided that people under 21 lack some sort of maturity that older people have, otherwise they would be allowed to enjoy all the rights of a real adult. You even have to wait until 25 to rent a car and 35 to run for president. So clearly, the country is saying that there are certain things that are beyond people who lack life experience.

But simply the fact that this girl was probably fed insaneo right-wing propaganda from infancy and now as an "adult" still lacks the mental capacity to question it makes me 100% convinced that she should have absolutely no influence over public policy.

It was add lib and a joke also done in a way as to warn who ever is reading it that the word itself was made up but that the general idea of the definition of the word is assumed...way to try an be an ass for no reason.

Evolution is just a Theory fyi.

Pffft. That's just a theory.

Comedy gold.

He obviously has no clue who he's dealing with.

Poor bastard.

Yeah I'm giving up its like discussing philosophical ideas to a monkey while in return he is flinging his own poo at you...

sorry, but we can't all be super-intellectual, politically savvy 18-20 year-olds.

Well, in theoretically . . .

"You're not a person until you're in my phone book"

-Bill HIcks

"Butt-hurt self-importance" is now a philosophical principle?

Who else knew this? Why wasn't I informed?

Simile:

sim·i·le
n. A figure of speech in which two essentially unlike things are compared, often in a phrase introduced by like or as.

(dictionary.com)

And it just keeps going and going . . .

FIXED

Haha, quality!

And uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

Bahaha - I keyed "Dumbassory" into the dictionary search to see what would come up, and it assumed I was looking for democracy... c'mon, that's funny shit.