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MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 19, 2007 02:26 AM

why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

NOV 19, 2007 02:36 AM

MrCrisp said:
why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

NOV 19, 2007 02:38 AM

emotedcreations said:

MrCrisp said:
why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...


Can you please state the proposal in terms that everyone can understand? Especially those 18-20 years olds.

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 19, 2007 02:40 AM

Kindle said:

emotedcreations said:

MrCrisp said:
why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...


Can you please state the proposal in terms that everyone can understand? Especially those 18-20 years olds.



why? i'm operating on the theory that they're idiots with no thought process, can't carry on an intellectual conversation and shouldn't have any sort of political stance on anything.

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

NOV 19, 2007 02:47 AM

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:

emotedcreations said:

MrCrisp said:
why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...


Can you please state the proposal in terms that everyone can understand? Especially those 18-20 years olds.



why? i'm operating on the theory that they're idiots with no thought process, can't carry on an intellectual conversation and shouldn't have any sort of political stance on anything.


Yeah but I get annoyed with answering questions. I just want to be able to point at the answer. I'm lazy like that.

emotedcreations

emotedcreations

Germany
July 2006

NOV 19, 2007 04:54 AM

Kindle said:

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:

emotedcreations said:

MrCrisp said:
why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...


Can you please state the proposal in terms that everyone can understand? Especially those 18-20 years olds.



why? i'm operating on the theory that they're idiots with no thought process, can't carry on an intellectual conversation and shouldn't have any sort of political stance on anything.


Yeah but I get annoyed with answering questions. I just want to be able to point at the answer. I'm lazy like that.


Will pictures help?

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 19, 2007 06:10 AM

Runner4406pack said:
I mean I won't deny there are a lot of immature people out there but I wouldn't just label all 18-20 year olds incapable of making mature decisions for themselves, honestly I would say that given any age range there is going to have to be an acceptable amount of "Dumbassory"


It's spelled "dumbassery." With an "e."

A Dumbassory is an extinct giant bird native to the foothills of the Himalayas. They were hunted out of existence by the Akond of Swat for their prized feathers. Everyone knows this.

Kindle

Kindle

Houston, TX
March 2006

NOV 19, 2007 06:14 AM

emotedcreations said:

Kindle said:

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:

emotedcreations said:

MrCrisp said:
why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...


Can you please state the proposal in terms that everyone can understand? Especially those 18-20 years olds.



why? i'm operating on the theory that they're idiots with no thought process, can't carry on an intellectual conversation and shouldn't have any sort of political stance on anything.


Yeah but I get annoyed with answering questions. I just want to be able to point at the answer. I'm lazy like that.


Will pictures help?


I'm sure they would appreciate the simplicity. Yes.

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

NOV 19, 2007 11:03 AM

Runner4406pack said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

dingoes8 said:

"It doesn't outlaw abortion, it doesn't regulate birth control," said Kristi Burton, 20, of Colorado for Equal Rights. "It's just a constitutional principle. We're laying a foundation that every life deserves protection."



People who cannot legally drink alcohol and have no clue about life outside of a sorority house should not be trying to change an important and eternal document like a state's fucking CONSTITUTION.

I see these well-dressed, preppy-looking teenagers protesting outside the abortion clinic by my house and it infuriates me. I can just see their thought process: "Look at me, I'm a grown up! I have very important opinions! I've never experienced any hardship and don't know anything about the real world, but you should really listen to what I have to say about your body!"



How does being able to legally drink, have any factor in knowing about "outside life" I also believe that the voting age is 18 then anyone who is at least 18 is entitled to try and change the eternal document like a state's constitution. Let me ask you a question if someone was 18-20 who was informed enough to have a stance on an ideology that you personally hold, would you be poking fun at them for supporting your cause?



The country has decided that people under 21 lack some sort of maturity that older people have, otherwise they would be allowed to enjoy all the rights of a real adult. You even have to wait until 25 to rent a car and 35 to run for president. So clearly, the country is saying that there are certain things that are beyond people who lack life experience.

But simply the fact that this girl was probably fed insaneo right-wing propaganda from infancy and now as an "adult" still lacks the mental capacity to question it makes me 100% convinced that she should have absolutely no influence over public policy.

Runner4406pack

Runner4406pack

Kalamazoo, MI
July 2006

NOV 19, 2007 11:06 AM

Zarth said:

Runner4406pack said:
I mean I won't deny there are a lot of immature people out there but I wouldn't just label all 18-20 year olds incapable of making mature decisions for themselves, honestly I would say that given any age range there is going to have to be an acceptable amount of "Dumbassory"


It's spelled "dumbassery." With an "e."

A Dumbassory is an extinct giant bird native to the foothills of the Himalayas. They were hunted out of existence by the Akond of Swat for their prized feathers. Everyone knows this.



It was add lib and a joke also done in a way as to warn who ever is reading it that the word itself was made up but that the general idea of the definition of the word is assumed...way to try an be an ass for no reason.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 19, 2007 11:08 AM

MrCrisp said:

Kindle said:

emotedcreations said:

MrCrisp said:
why can't abortions be extended to the 54th-60th trimesters?

I'd like to propose House Resolution 2609...


Can you please state the proposal in terms that everyone can understand? Especially those 18-20 years olds.



why? i'm operating on the theory that they're idiots with no thought process, can't carry on an intellectual conversation and shouldn't have any sort of political stance on anything.



Evolution is just a Theory fyi.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 19, 2007 11:10 AM

Runner4406pack said:

Zarth said:

Runner4406pack said:
I mean I won't deny there are a lot of immature people out there but I wouldn't just label all 18-20 year olds incapable of making mature decisions for themselves, honestly I would say that given any age range there is going to have to be an acceptable amount of "Dumbassory"


It's spelled "dumbassery." With an "e."

A Dumbassory is an extinct giant bird native to the foothills of the Himalayas. They were hunted out of existence by the Akond of Swat for their prized feathers. Everyone knows this.




...way to try an be an ass for no reason.



Pffft. That's just a theory.

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 19, 2007 11:11 AM

Runner4406pack said:

Zarth said:

Runner4406pack said:
I mean I won't deny there are a lot of immature people out there but I wouldn't just label all 18-20 year olds incapable of making mature decisions for themselves, honestly I would say that given any age range there is going to have to be an acceptable amount of "Dumbassory"


It's spelled "dumbassery." With an "e."

A Dumbassory is an extinct giant bird native to the foothills of the Himalayas. They were hunted out of existence by the Akond of Swat for their prized feathers. Everyone knows this.


It was add lib and a joke also done in a way as to warn who ever is reading it that the word itself was made up but that the general idea of the definition of the word is assumed...way to try an be an ass for no reason.


Comedy gold.

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Batavia, IL
January 2005

NOV 19, 2007 12:38 PM

Zarth said:

Runner4406pack said:

Zarth said:

Runner4406pack said:
I mean I won't deny there are a lot of immature people out there but I wouldn't just label all 18-20 year olds incapable of making mature decisions for themselves, honestly I would say that given any age range there is going to have to be an acceptable amount of "Dumbassory"


It's spelled "dumbassery." With an "e."

A Dumbassory is an extinct giant bird native to the foothills of the Himalayas. They were hunted out of existence by the Akond of Swat for their prized feathers. Everyone knows this.


It was add lib and a joke also done in a way as to warn who ever is reading it that the word itself was made up but that the general idea of the definition of the word is assumed...way to try an be an ass for no reason.


Comedy gold.



He obviously has no clue who he's dealing with.

Poor bastard.

Runner4406pack

Runner4406pack

Kalamazoo, MI
July 2006

NOV 19, 2007 01:03 PM

Yeah I'm giving up its like discussing philosophical ideas to a monkey while in return he is flinging his own poo at you...

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 19, 2007 01:11 PM

Runner4406pack said:
Yeah I'm giving up its like discussing philosophical ideas to a monkey while in return he is flinging his own poo at you...



sorry, but we can't all be super-intellectual, politically savvy 18-20 year-olds.

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

NOV 19, 2007 01:14 PM

MrCrisp said:

Runner4406pack said:
Yeah I'm giving up its like discussing philosophical ideas to a monkey while in return he is flinging his own poo at you...



sorry, but we can't all be super-intellectual, politically savvy 18-20 year-olds.



Well, in theoretically . . .

GadflySystem

GadflySystem

Santa Rosa, CA
April 2007

NOV 19, 2007 01:52 PM

"You're not a person until you're in my phone book"

-Bill HIcks

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 19, 2007 01:54 PM

Runner4406pack said:
Yeah I'm giving up its like discussing philosophical ideas to a monkey while in return he is flinging his own poo at you...


"Butt-hurt self-importance" is now a philosophical principle?

Who else knew this? Why wasn't I informed?

Runner4406pack

Runner4406pack

Kalamazoo, MI
July 2006

NOV 19, 2007 01:59 PM

Simile:

sim·i·le
n. A figure of speech in which two essentially unlike things are compared, often in a phrase introduced by like or as.

(dictionary.com)

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 19, 2007 02:05 PM

And it just keeps going and going . . .

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
You just keep flinging, and I'll just keep dodging.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

NOV 19, 2007 02:14 PM

Runner4406pack said:
Simile:

sim·i·le
n. A figure of speech in which two essentially unlike things are compared, often in a phrase introduced by like, such as.

(dictionary.com)



FIXED

Runner4406pack

Runner4406pack

Kalamazoo, MI
July 2006

NOV 19, 2007 02:21 PM

Haha, quality!

Zarth

zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 19, 2007 02:27 PM

magpieboy said:

Runner4406pack said:
Simile:

sim·i·le
n. A figure of speech in which two essentially unlike things are compared, often in a phrase introduced by like, such as.

(dictionary.com)


FIXED


And uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

Clidna

Clidna

Canada
January 2005

NOV 19, 2007 08:42 PM

Zarth said:

Runner4406pack said:
I mean I won't deny there are a lot of immature people out there but I wouldn't just label all 18-20 year olds incapable of making mature decisions for themselves, honestly I would say that given any age range there is going to have to be an acceptable amount of "Dumbassory"


It's spelled "dumbassery." With an "e."

A Dumbassory is an extinct giant bird native to the foothills of the Himalayas. They were hunted out of existence by the Akond of Swat for their prized feathers. Everyone knows this.


Bahaha - I keyed "Dumbassory" into the dictionary search to see what would come up, and it assumed I was looking for democracy... c'mon, that's funny shit.

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