NEWS: Ron Paul: Annoying Cult Leader

POLITICS: Ron Paul: Annoying Cult Leader

Dear Ron Paul supporters: Please shut the fuck up. You are the most annoying humans ever to walk the Earth. The fact that you do not realize your overzealous insanity is having a negative effect on undecided voters is remarkable. But, like any cult member or born again Christian, you apparently do not have the ability to really look at yourself, so I’m doing you a favor by telling you to stop it.

In a textbook case of insanity, Ron Paul is now telling people he is the only Republican who can defeat Hillary Clinton. The Paulheads will immediately post this message on every board that exists on the Internet, call friends, spray it on walls, shave it into their heads and write it in their own blood on sidewalks. Because everything Ron Jesus says is GOSPEL.

Paul has latched onto a new Rasmussen poll stating he leads Clinton among voters aged 30-49. By 47% to 44%. Wow, that’s so close it is actually meaningless. And it is in one demographic. Paul decided not to show the old people vote, because they hate him.

Right. Never mind that the entire poll shows Clinton beating Paul by a 10% margin. He trails by such a large margin because he is a fringe candidate, a raving lunatic who has zero chance of ever getting into the White House.

Let us know when you hit 4%, we’ll throw you a party. Paul supporters have become quite adept at finding some odd statistic to prove he is an actual contender. Then they drive that point home ad nauseum until you want to shoot them in the face.

Republican website Redstate.com just banned Paul supporters from their website.

Certainly it will be spun many different ways: Paul is a threat to the establishment, Paul’s message is dangerous, Paul is speaking the truth, blah blah blah. The truth is that Paul supporters are spammers and the most annoying people currently on the Internet. They destroy online polls and then freak out when the polls are taken down. It seems like everyone with a victim complex in the US found the perfect candidate.

Over the next few upcoming primary months we will be subjected to the idiot Paul fans jumping on the "stolen election" bandwagon as they continue to deny the obvious lack of popularity of their boy. Then, they will be elated when Paul decideds to run as a third party candidate. And they will be shocked when he is crushed in the general election, in which he hands the White House to the Democratic candidate.

All that will be left then is suicide. Hopefully.

FTR was working on a pilot all night and was not able to post his story at 9 AM. Please forgive him.

I hear a Ron Paul commercial about a billion times a day on the radio at work.
If I didn't have to worry about getting fired I would throw the damn thing at the wall every time I hear it.

Ron Paul is a fucking moron, and you're right on about his cult-like followers. Those people are just plain weird. I've dealt with some cults (Romney's bunch) and Paul's followers fit the bill nicely. Thankfully, he'll be lucky if he garners 2% of jack shit.

worth the wait.
god i hate ron paul cultists.

Sucks when you are faced against an almost religious following who is incredibly organized.

Then again, it's sort of like Ron Paul is the iPhone of presidential candidates

No, because the iPhone actually makes sense.

Ron Paul is the Snakes On A Plane of presidential candidates. He's insanely popular on the internet, but unfortunately you can (theoretically) only vote once in a primary.

This pilot, (s)he was hot? cook you breakfast?

If I were Ron I'd be saying "You can vote for me knowing that I absolutely positively will never do one single action as your president that you would take issue with. That goes for every one of you, including those who disagree with each other. If you want an assurance right now today that for the next four years the candidate you voted for would not even have the possibility of going back on a single promise, then Mr. and Mrs. America- I Ron Paul, am YOUR candidate."

right on... ron paul is a douche: just another deluded libertarian who thinks the gov't should be dismantled and corporations handed all power

Ron Paul is the best candidate Hillary is in a close race with Osama Obama for worst....FO Idiots

and that is why Imperialim will prevail...

Um, what is the talk about the people taking action and not just letting the governments run our lives???

Yea...I thought so. Once again you have all been brainwashed by the majority that YOUR 2 cents don't count. GOD BLESS AMERICA. Now go to Church and buy something for Christmas on the way. It's around the corner you know

I like how you asked a question, then in your own post responded with "yeah I thought so." You do realize doing it in the same post does not give anyone a chance to answer and just confirms that you people are insane, right?

Yeah, but this isn't about Hillary or Obama. It's about you and why you are deranged.

Are you serious? And did you really use the Osama/Obama thing? Oh, god...

Yeah, nothing says "people taking action and not just letting the government(s) run our lives" like casting a vote for a presidential candidate.

You heard him, FO idiot!

I've decided FO stands for funny odor. He's saying you smell, DG.

All the candidates suck
I support Mickey Mouse as a write in candidate

shithowdy, the libertarians are the only republicans i can stand because they want to deregulate and decriminalize most everything. and its funny as fuck that the paulsters have such a poor budget where i live that they have taken to tagging and wheat-pasting light poles.

i dont like mainstream repubicans who would deregulate greed but criminalize lust (homosex, premarital, adultry) sloth and gluttony (drugs).

at least dr. no believes that the president does not have the power to attack another country without a declaration of war by the congressional bedwetters

and that what you put up your own bum is your owm business, ya bum.


that said, i aint voting for none of those creepublican bastids! because i believe in regulation of greed, and the robin hood taxplan.

Yes! Another Ron Paul thread. Here come the loonies (and the lulz)!

<<*makes popcorn*

Just don't vote, then. Save your strength for masturbation and other activities guaranteed to hand the election to someone who doesn't deserve it.

Except , voting in an oligarchian process is kinda pointless . I'm going with Colbert if he even makes it that far .

Ron Paul Sean Paul Pope John Paul. . . .FO Idiots!!

I just took a shower!

Whereas I imagine Ron Paul to smell of yellowing paper and sour beer. Y/N?

Bring on the dancing horses.

He is doing what every political candidate in the history of politics has done, saying, "I am your only hope for the future you want/need/desire." Go fuck yourself if you don't like his message. Why is it that the one candidate who seems to be different for once is the first one person people want to slap down? Fuck you and everyone of the fucking voters who will throw their vote away on a cookie cutter candidate. He really does want to make fundamental policy changes and because of that he's "crazy."