NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup

Woah! That's fucking hilarious! The whole shit storm I started when I asked a mere question. Good ole Zarth with his *spoiler alert*. FTR with his little jab at "the source." Brilliant stuff fellas. That was not my intended purpose, but it serves as an effective substitute.

Actually, you didn't start the shit storm. You asked a question and were quickly dismissed.

As it should be.

Fixed.

Gee, I feel so brilliant, now.

Sorry, fellas. My instruments indicated a level 7 or 8 shit storm.

But it's probably just El Nino leftover.

I was referring, sarcastically, to a literal storm of shit.

*bubble bubble*

Besides, how could anybody remotely reasonable consider the bi-weekly "Argue With Colinism About Guns" to be anything like a shitstorm?

If by love do you mean how do I feel about the disease that is in fact killing my father, either you somehow found out and decided to make a personal attack that would hit really close to home, OR your just a colossal asshole who wants to pick a fight so you can pretend to be the big man on the internet.

Fuck off dipshit.

Well, no matter which way 'round you see it, this has gone totally Gallipolis.

Ok fair enough, it's cool.

Just leave me out of it.

I've met Dr. Watson... he's sexist, as well.

Apparently all women should be genetically altered to look like Renée Zellweger and all men should be genetically altered to be intelligent.

I heard him say it... and have heard him quoted in other places as saying generally the same thing (that women should be engineered to be pretty and stupid people should be cured).

Plus, he and Dr. Crick used unpublished research from fellow scientists to develop their understanding of DNA, and did not credit them. It all contributes to my thinking he is an Asshole Fuckface. I mean, he seemed kind and like he genuinely considers his ideas to be the answer to mankind's problems, but that doesn't make him right. For what it's worth, he has apologized for the statement about race and intelligence, though that could just be an attempt to cover his ass.

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Now THAT'S comedy!

And even that's being generous.