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DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
March 2007

OCT 13, 2007 11:34 AM

DG i love you for the fact that the title to this was in Binary.

Even though i am not a robot, will you fall in love with me and marry me?

xPenelopex

xPenelopex

Vancouver, BC
August 2006

OCT 13, 2007 11:35 AM

I think David Levy read Chobits one too many times robot

burtsmithers

burtsmithers

I'm lost
October 2006

OCT 13, 2007 11:37 AM

I can think of tons of books, movies and tv show episodes that have already explained why this is a bad idea with Futurama as the only exception only because Futurama is hilarious

And what about that documentary/public service announcement that was made by those two brothers with a time machine? Where they documented the AI uprising and its war to wipe out human existence. I can't remember what it was called but these "scientists" have obviously either not seen it or have become mad with power... Science Power.

Why is Al Gore on this Global Warming kick? The way I see it he should be exposing and fighting these AI supporters.

What is this world coming to?

d20

d20

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

OCT 13, 2007 11:38 AM

i'm all for this. many a time have i ranted at length to my friends about how and why Winona Ryder is hotter in Alien 4.

XamaX_is_Dead

XamaX_is_Dead

La Mesa, CA
March 2007

OCT 13, 2007 01:03 PM

the title reminds me of the latest episode of the office.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

where the computer became "self aware"



i see the world going the way of robot human love. It just seems easier than actually trying to meet and woo someone. it kinda reminds me of "six" from the now defunct animated sci-fi series "Tripping the Rift" I wonder what kind of rights these "lovebots" will have. and what they can and cannot do. I mean you wouldn't want them playing sports with you and your soft fleshy skin.

Razorshimmy

Razorshimmy

Los Angeles, CA
July 2005

OCT 13, 2007 02:39 PM

I can't wait to hear the government argue about robot marriage.
...
"Uh... I guess yall c'n marry robots... Waitwaitwait... is it a dude marryin' a dude robot? Oh, uh-uh. That's just fucked up."

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

OCT 13, 2007 02:58 PM

Kindle said:

Tallboy66 said:


Whatever happened to "going out" and "meeting people"?



And then what, develop a relationship? Too much work, I need instant gratification.

I can program that right?



Only if you actually know the binary code for all that you desire. I mean, would you really trust someone to program

"I like giving it in the butt"

correctly and not translate it into

"I like taking it in the butt"?


Wait, so you mean this could make being a programmer a worthwhile skill set?
Of course, programming your own lovebot might screw up the Turing test.

Metaverse

Metaverse

Portland, OR
March 2005

OCT 13, 2007 03:25 PM

mmmm I want to be able to marry Number 6 from bsg...geek fantasy incoming!

fountainofdreams

fountainofdreams

Mokena, IL
January 2005

OCT 13, 2007 03:55 PM

Kleio said:
Oh it's no feat to beat the heat.
All reet! All reet!
So jeet your seet
Be fleet be fleet
Cool and discreet
Honey...



Awesome.

Evilgasm

Evilgasm

Netherlands
April 2007

OCT 13, 2007 05:19 PM

Metaverse said:
mmmm I want to be able to marry Number 6 from bsg...geek fantasy incoming!



Well, I was thinking of Boomer myself...



I mean if they make robots that look like this what man isn't going to want one? tongue

In all seriousness though: I think the great disadvantage to a "robot companion" would be the fact that you are still human. This will mean that you will have many different experiences that a robot, no matter how well programmed they are, will never be able to truly relate to. A childhood. School. and of course the most important experience of all: growing old.

I personally would like to grow old with somebody. Not just wither away in the company of machines.

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

OCT 13, 2007 07:05 PM

I don't want to marry a robot, but I would like to run towards one in a field. In slow motion. With Tchaikovsky's "Love Theme from Romeo and Juliet" playing.

AmbientLight

AmbientLight

Huntington Beach, CA
March 2005

OCT 13, 2007 07:56 PM

My question is this... what happens when our technology starts fucking us?

Slaytanic454

Slaytanic454

Calgary, AB
May 2007

OCT 13, 2007 11:09 PM

Aw, I thought this was going to be a topic about a Clutch song. Oh well.

polverso

polverso

Kansas City, MO
December 2005

OCT 14, 2007 12:24 AM

Zarth said:

Necia said:
Why do you need to marry a robot anyway? Those fuckers don't have to pay taxes! You can't sue them for child support! It's totally unnecessary.


You could have them work a fulltime job and do all the housework while you sat on your ass all day eating junkfood and playing with your Wii.

Hm. Maybe I should rethink my opposition to this.





Hell yeah, bring that ba donk a donk butt over here sexy.

Zombielillah

Zombielillah

Australia
December 2006

OCT 14, 2007 06:18 AM

I clicked the link to the honey doll thing.... oh dear god. creepy. slightly amusing. but creepy.
also how is it "love" if they don't have a choice. I wouldn't be able to with something that only cared for me cos it was programmed to.
people are weird.
I do nay understand.

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

OCT 14, 2007 06:43 AM

Zombielillah said:
I clicked the link to the honey doll thing.... oh dear god. creepy. slightly amusing. but creepy.
also how is it "love" if they don't have a choice. I wouldn't be able to with something that only cared for me cos it was programmed to.


But then you get into the philosophical debate about "what is free will".

Alfaduetto

Alfaduetto

Greeneville, TN
May 2004

OCT 14, 2007 07:15 AM

You do what, binary person? confused

misguidedd

misguidedd

Edmonton, AB
November 2003

OCT 14, 2007 10:57 AM



Besides, I have a feeling Massachusetts, for all their friendly liberalism, is a little less versed on technology than one would need for such endeavors to happen.



...Right. I don't know how you could ever even imagine finding "Massachusetts" and "Technology" in the same phrase...
because certainly nothing of importance ever came out of Massachusetts as far as technology is concerned...
In particular, I'm certain that nothing even vaguely related to the topic at hand could have sprung from there...

blackeyed

Xynnedra

Xynnedra

Bronx, NY
May 2007

OCT 14, 2007 03:23 PM

In hopes I'm right does the binary code up top say "I do"

liljohn

liljohn

USA
November 2006

OCT 16, 2007 03:59 PM

so how long before we vote one in for president, Oh wait they're made in China. robot

Saraphine

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

OCT 16, 2007 04:07 PM

I like the idea that I could marry someone and when I inevitably get bored with his personality, I can have it reprogrammed to be exciting again. Sign me up! Wow a life without arguing too? Genius!! robot love

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Waldwick, NJ
June 2003

OCT 17, 2007 08:14 AM

Saraphine said:
I like the idea that I could marry someone and when I inevitably get bored with his personality, I can have it reprogrammed to be exciting again. Sign me up! Wow a life without arguing too? Genius!! robot love



Marry me?

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

Malverne, NY
January 2005

OCT 17, 2007 08:39 AM

I know Soong-Type Androids are fully functional and anatomically correct, but that doesn't mean you have to use all those... features!

Edited to add: The future is now!

RandomNerd

RandomNerd

Malverne, NY
January 2005

OCT 17, 2007 08:47 AM

Metaverse said:
mmmm I want to be able to marry Number 6 from bsg...geek fantasy incoming!



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