NEWS: War Against Polar Bears Almost Over

The seals are rejoicing that their cruel overlords will soon be relegated to leper colonies.

Okay fine. You got me. I'm very upset about this topic.

I win!

(Don't ever put it past me to whip out the cute animal pics...)

SMASH ITS HEAD WITH THAT ROCK! QUICK!

Seal lover.

KILL IT BEFORE IT KILLS YOU!

Don't worry, I shall rescue the bear from the rock. Then teach it to live with me. Sure, it might be a little dangerous, but just think of all the cuteness while it rips off my arms in my sleep.

When in doubt, call...

similar to lepers. Except they kill with their giant paws and gnashing teeth, instead of an infectious disease.

I hope you realise that leprosy is actually not infectious, but is usually contracted through insanitary living conditions such as living/sleeping on dirt floors, and I do beleive there is treatment available, but none that will restore missing limbs...

WWF - When Pandas Fight.

thanks. I hope you realize the sentence was a joke that was based in a lack of knowledge, therefore if I was to write the truth about lepers it, it would be less funny....

Little known fact: Steve Austin and Jamie Sommers were lepers. Steve contracted leprosy from another astronaut he met in the showers and Jamie got leprosy from a dirty tennis racket.

They can rebuild them. You just have to have about $6 million dollars.