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9/4/07

NEWS: Teen Breaks Through Australian Anal Wall [8]

9/3/07

Girl Tells Us How To Solve Our Education Problems [3]

9/3/07

Mr. Bush Goes to Iraq

9/3/07

Is Staff Sgt. Frank Wuterich a murderer?

9/3/07

NEWS: You Know You\\\\\\\'re a Geek When... [2]

9/3/07

NEWS: Support the Troops, DAMMIT! [11]

9/3/07

NEWS: Good Bye Gonzo, You Horrible, Horrible Man. [8]

9/2/07

Hey, lawyer folks: Civil asset forfeiture? Whaaa?

9/2/07

NEWS: Which Side Does the Government Really Want to Win? [4]

9/2/07

NEWS: San Diego is Full of Mammoths

9/1/07

NEWS: Kill The Messenger, Not The Message [2]

9/1/07

Gonzales is Gonzo, for real. [2]

9/1/07

NEWS: Brother And Sister Try To Kill America With Bread Ingredient [3]

DisturbedAngevil

9/1/07

NEWS: Karl Rove Overdoses On His Own Kool-Aid [2]

9/1/07

Gays Can Get Married in the Cornfields!!! [2]

9/1/07

NEWS: Touching Women Is Wrong [4]

8/31/07

The world is fucked sorry...... [2]

8/31/07

NEWS: Diamonds Are The Earth's Best Friend [2]

8/31/07

NEWS: The Future of Iraq [2]

8/31/07

NEWS: Yet Another Hint From Europe? [4]

8/31/07

NEWS: The Sunday Hangover with Warren Ellis [2]

8/31/07

NEWS: The Earth Didn't Stand Still That Day Because of "Bullet Time" [3]

8/30/07

NEWS: Support The Troops, DAMMIT! (Part Deux) [11]

8/30/07

NEWS: Google Offers FREE Fucking Wifi To San Francisco [3]

8/30/07

More, more, more! Idaho Senator next up for lew conduct!

8/29/07

News: Can't have our primaries AND vote at the Conventions

8/29/07

NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: 16-year-olds, Douchebags and Boothbabes

8/28/07

Even money is F*cking Confusing

8/28/07

Big lunar eclipse tonight (Aug 27th-28th)!

8/28/07

NEWS: Reverend Magdalen and the Right to Fake Faith [5]

8/28/07

NEWS: Hey, Iraq, How Would You Like a Devastating Flood? [2]

8/28/07

NEWS: ...And No One Else Wanted To Play [2]

8/28/07

NEWS: Democrats Gaining Ground [2]

8/27/07

NEWS: Holey Universe, Batman! [2]

8/27/07

Plain soap as effective as antibacterial but without the risk

8/27/07

New Warrantless Spying Law Broader than Bush Even Wanted

8/27/07

Whew! Almost mistook Michael Vick for a human being there

8/27/07

DMX apparently jumps on the animal cruelty bandwagon

8/26/07

NEWS: All We Are Is Pixels in the Wind [2]

8/26/07

NEWS: How to Spy in Iraq

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Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

AUG 31, 2007 08:52 AM

Zarth said:

joker_ said:
Wouldn't telling random people about your military security clearances be a personal safety hazard?

not really. even culinary specialists require security clearances to be assigned to duty on submarines.

Well, yeah - but culinary specialists in the Navy are actually dangerous.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

That picture makes me feel a fire down below, let me tell you.

DhD_PillowPants said:
I do have to say, though, that the Coasties are some bad motherfuckers when it comes to water rescues.

Oh, I have a lot of respect for the Coast Guard, since I'm sure it's a rough, dangerous job.

Unless they insult my cat, in which case, fuck 'em.

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

AUG 31, 2007 08:55 AM

Another thing that amuses me is that the thought of having access to secret information would make someone less of a douchebag.

Look at our top ranking government officials.

alpha22

Scottsdale, AZ

May 2005

AUG 31, 2007 10:19 AM

Uncognitive said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

And does the coast guard even have secret "mission ops" anyway? Did I miss where "ride around in a boat looking for pirates, drug smugglers and Cuban refugees" became the equivalent of Operation Overlord?

Let's dispel any belief that just because anybody claims (fact OR fiction) they have a government security clearance, that they have access to "mission ops" or anything like that. You can have a top-secret security clearance and still not have to access to jack-shit. The government communications security programs operate on the concept of NEED TO KNOW. If you don't need to know, you have no access.

If anybody is trying to impress you by stating that they have a "top secret", "secret", etc.., security clearance, chances are quite high that person is a huge douche.

You are 100% right about ( need to know )

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

AUG 31, 2007 10:31 AM

Uncognitive said:
And does the coast guard even have secret "mission ops" anyway? Did I miss where "ride around in a boat looking for pirates, drug smugglers and Cuban refugees" became the equivalent of Operation Overlord?

Let's dispel any belief that just because anybody claims (fact OR fiction) they have a government security clearance, that they have access to "mission ops" or anything like that. You can have a top-secret security clearance and still not have to access to jack-shit. The government communications security programs operate on the concept of NEED TO KNOW. If you don't need to know, you have no access.

You are 100% right about ( need to know )

You see, KUNGFOO and Uncognitive? He had a "( need to know )." That makes him specialler than you.

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX

May 2006

AUG 31, 2007 10:36 AM

Zarth said:

Uncognitive said:
And does the coast guard even have secret "mission ops" anyway? Did I miss where "ride around in a boat looking for pirates, drug smugglers and Cuban refugees" became the equivalent of Operation Overlord?

Let's dispel any belief that just because anybody claims (fact OR fiction) they have a government security clearance, that they have access to "mission ops" or anything like that. You can have a top-secret security clearance and still not have to access to jack-shit. The government communications security programs operate on the concept of NEED TO KNOW. If you don't need to know, you have no access.

You are 100% right about ( need to know )

You see, KUNGFOO and Uncognitive? He had a "( need to know )." That makes him specialler than you.

I ( need to know ) how to engage in buttsecks with you, pronto.

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

AUG 31, 2007 10:43 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:
I ( need to know ) how to engage in buttsecks with you, pronto.

FACT: Oh yeah!

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

AUG 31, 2007 12:31 PM

Zarth said:

DhD_PillowPants said:
I ( need to know ) how to engage in buttsecks with you, pronto.

FACT: Oh yeah!

FACT: buttsecks makes you gay.

FACT:

alpha22

Scottsdale, AZ

May 2005

AUG 31, 2007 12:44 PM

Zarth said:

Uncognitive said:
And does the coast guard even have secret "mission ops" anyway? Did I miss where "ride around in a boat looking for pirates, drug smugglers and Cuban refugees" became the equivalent of Operation Overlord?

Let's dispel any belief that just because anybody claims (fact OR fiction) they have a government security clearance, that they have access to "mission ops" or anything like that. You can have a top-secret security clearance and still not have to access to jack-shit. The government communications security programs operate on the concept of NEED TO KNOW. If you don't need to know, you have no access.

You are 100% right about ( need to know )

You see, KUNGFOO and Uncognitive? He had a "( need to know )." That makes him specialler than you.

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

AUG 31, 2007 12:57 PM

Zarth said:

Uncognitive said:
And does the coast guard even have secret "mission ops" anyway? Did I miss where "ride around in a boat looking for pirates, drug smugglers and Cuban refugees" became the equivalent of Operation Overlord?

Let's dispel any belief that just because anybody claims (fact OR fiction) they have a government security clearance, that they have access to "mission ops" or anything like that. You can have a top-secret security clearance and still not have to access to jack-shit. The government communications security programs operate on the concept of NEED TO KNOW. If you don't need to know, you have no access.

You are 100% right about ( need to know )

You see, KUNGFOO and Uncognitive? He had a "( need to know )." That makes him specialler than you.

FACT: you can google.

FACT: you are special.

alpha22

Scottsdale, AZ

May 2005

AUG 31, 2007 01:06 PM

FACT: I am special,but not as specialler as others

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

AUG 31, 2007 01:41 PM

FACT: You are less special than every cat on Earth.

Mine's in a box!

MrCrisp

I'm lost

August 2004

AUG 31, 2007 01:43 PM

FearTheReaper said:
FACT: You are less special than every cat on Earth.

Mine's in a box!

FACT: i always knew you had a pussy.

zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

AUG 31, 2007 01:44 PM

FearTheReaper said:
FACT: You are less special than every cat on Earth.

Mine's in a box!

FACT: That cat is the specialiest, because she can has box.

Adelayde

Ellicott City, MD

September 2004

SEP 03, 2007 09:47 AM

fuckin' eh. shut them both up.

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