Girl Tells Us How To Solve Our Education Problems

If someone had written this as a sketch, most of us would think it rather gratuitously cruel.

In real life, hilarity, it has ensued.

Cat-like speaking detected!

Dude, my cat's smarter than that.

*gets a camera*

I give that cat about 12 more months with you, and then he'll be smarter than all of us.

In all fairness....MOST 18 year-olds are stammering idiots.

That's the least dumb thing she said; it was actually a worthy clarification. Granted when people say "Americans" most of us think of United States citizens, but technically "American" encompasses a large number of countries.

You know, I saw this story on the news at work today, and I admit I tried to defend the girl.

"Just think," I said. "We're ripping this young woman apart because she's not a great public speaker, when our own president can't do any better than this."

Ok, the sound on the tv was off and I had no idea what she actually said at the time, but I stand by my point!

I thought we learned that our President is actually a fantastic public speaker who uses his "blue collar" speaking skills to manipulate us.

I didn't learn that. Must be our education such like.

BINGO

and, i may have odd taste in girls, but i don't think she's that hot. so she scores minus 20 points with me, i am simply bemused by her answer.

She doesn't do anything for me, either.

Gals with that look would have something amazing going on upstairs (which she doesn't) to catch my interest.

Remind me, didn't colonization of this continent start with a guy who searched India somewhere in the west Atlantic ?

Never break character.

On the other side, someone has to counterbalance Flux' intelligence in order to keep the average IQ at 100 ...

Poor girl.
It's like watching Bambi caught in the headlights!

My brain hurts...