NEWS: The Sunday Hangover with Warren Ellis

Just for the record:

"French Canadians are so stupid they couldn't dump water out of their own shoes even if the instructions were on the bottom." is a joke.

"French Canadians are shiteaters." is an insult.

I guess I need to be told to fuck off again, because apparently that's all you got. Oh wait, you're trying to be FUNNY. My bad.

Would you have shown off your humour in a roomfull of French-Canadians?

I have always found it amusing that the only people that hate French Canadians more than the rest of the world are the French, especially Parisians.

i have the privilege of having a huge extended family full of french canadians, and the parisian picture of us being a whopping great lot of hicks is pretty much dead on.

on the plus side, some of those country girls are mind-bendingly hot.

ps:

The attitudes displayed in this thread are pretty disgusting. As one of the shiteaters Mr Ellis refers to, it is my distinct pleaseure to tell anyone who thinks that that makes me a humourless asshole to go fuck themselves with a shovel. Sideways.

Wait, that's a joke? Looks to me like they just don't follow instructions well.

if you think that's tough, try getting them to speak english.

I'd paint insults on the lens.

"Wow, this universe of ours sure is vas--wait, my wife is a whore? FUCKERS!"

Bah, everyone can speak French, right? Especially in emergency situations?

Right?

The only french most americans can speak is when referring to a threesome. Maybe that's why they hate us so.

I get shit on all the time for simply living in Orange County, CA. If you can't learn to roll with the punches I suggest chewing on a loaded revolver.

Very true. I've experienced this first hand, and it's funny as hell.

For the record, I enjoy the company of Parisians very much. And god knows they're not shy about taking the piss out of the English.

Hell, yes. Just as I cheerfully mock Americans while in America. This is because I am a man and you are some neckbeard on the internet.

cry more please.

Let me know when you start gauging your manliness in other ways than your ability to make racist jokes. 'Till then you're just some little bitch who writes funnybooks.

Milwaukee isn't french.

Is it?

you'd be surprised.

(and yes, that sound you just heard was the known universe imploding)

Ladies and gentlemen: French Canadians.

i think there's a graph in there somewhere that relates the hilarity of a post to how well you can mimic Jean Chretien's voice while reading it aloud.

OH SHI--

Seriously, what is your problem with French-Canadians? Why the racism? I am genuinely curious since this isn't the first place I've seen you bring us up.