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That's why it's a pun. A pun has two meanings, or at least it contains a word with two meanings.

It's times like these I'm proud to say I've never watched a single episode of Leave it to Beaver.

But it's most entertaining that an American has to use an U.S television show as a reference point to sum up Australia.

That's because your country is irrelevant and nobody's ever heard anything about you.

Jesus. Who knew that a population descended from hardened criminals would turn out so sensitive?

Irrelevant enough to get you talking about us I see?

Maybe we just need a hit television show for you notice us? I'll make it my life's ambition!

What made you assume the entire population was descended from hardened criminals anyway?
Jesus. Way to make me start crying! Waaahhhhh!!!

Let's make out.

Shut-up and kiss me you fool!!!

Mmrphmmmfmfmmmfm . . .

Someone's been reading the Onion

Ahem, I'd like to get in on this action.

I don't have a problem with that.

The funniest part (well, actually probably the unfunniest part), is that it was pretty accurate.

Honey you know you don't even have to ask.

Oh and btw, SLLLUUUUURRRRPPPPPPP!!!!!

I knew I liked you for more than just your cleavage.

Zarth: Treats 'em mean, keeps 'em keen!

Just how us convicts like it.

Zarth:Next Governor of Van Diemen's Land.

Whatever it takes to get me buried in writhing bisexual women.

"anal wall"

*giggles*

that is all.

You are so immature.

FLAG!

Thanks for the info. I was kind of focusing on the "Cleaver" part to be honest.