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LostLucy
USA
December 2006
AUG 25, 2007 06:29 PM
AUG 25, 2007 06:39 PM
AUG 25, 2007 07:34 PM
Ted Butt-Nuggent is an all around asstard. I never liked him before and now I like him even less. I guess he's the rights (wrong) answer to other celebrities who are progressive and peace minded. He sucks, but what can you do? Call him a AFF!
HOTDOG! Just a thought here, but maybe the Russian guy's wife was imbibing in the same vodka as her husband and then decided to go down on him while he was watching TV. He was obviously too drunk to get it up (he didn't even know she was there) and so she lit a cigarette instead. Instant penis flambe! Not likely, but I'm just saying it'd be a great if not funny defense.
As far as bullet proof backpacks go, I say that they aren't going far enough. The best way for parents to protect their children is to arm everyone of them to the teeth with guns. A well armed student body is the best deterrence to having a dead student body... (I'm just kidding in case your sarcasm detector is broken). Bulletproof backpacks??? Yeah... OK. I feel like I've entered the Twilight Zone.
Aye Carumba, I've been warning about Iran (meaning the impending strike against them) for quite a
while now and it finally seems like it might happen. I'm totally pissed about it, especially since I'm afraid of the "excuse" the AFF Administration is going to use (concoct) for their casus bellum before they strike. My worst fear is that it will be the first unconvetional strike against another country since Hiroshima and Nagasaki... Of course there will have to be some sort of "first strike" against a U.S. target to trigger such a staggering and "equalizing" measure, but I don't think they'll have any trouble fabricating one. I know, I'm crazy. But to be honest with you, I'll rest much easier in another year and be happy to have been crazy instead of being right. I hope it never happens, but the war pigs are squealing louder then ever (death-throes?)
AUG 25, 2007 08:14 PM
my dinner burned because i was laughing so hard at ted nugent 
LostLucy
USA
December 2006
AUG 25, 2007 08:30 PM
FellOnEarth said:
HOTDOG! Just a thought here, but maybe the Russian guy's wife was imbibing in the same vodka as her husband and then decided to go down on him while he was watching TV. He was obviously too drunk to get it up (he didn't even know she was there) and so she lit a cigarette instead. Instant penis flambe! Not likely, but I'm just saying it'd be a great if not funny defense.
I think this is precisely what occured!! 
AUG 25, 2007 11:46 PM
AUG 26, 2007 01:11 AM
MrStitches said:
lolly said:
Yeah, fuck her! She has a different political ideology than you, so she should die!
Does anyone else not see the irony of this being said in an article called the Asshole Fuckface Roundup which routinely bashes people of a differing political opinion from the author? 
Unless you can site examples of FTR talking about how he wants Dick Cheney to ride his machine gun, I don't see your point.
Hmmm I guess the title of his weekly missives and the fact that he thinks of anyone who doesn't agree with his kindergarten-esque black and white good guy vs bad guy politics is an "Asshole Fuckface" isn't good enough?
When one side comes out and flatly denounces another, especially in such a simplistic way is equal to the amount of time it takes for said accuser to become Monster Hippo Crit.
It's even more hilarious when someone tries to slam someone like Ted Nugent, who is a pro in the "say shocking things" arena within a weekly segment like this.
Not too mention he never really writes anything. Most of this seems to be the result of plugging the terms "right wing controversy" into google and youtube and he adds some witty ( eye of the beholder ) commentary and angsty drones eat it up and all shout AGREE!
It's fucking weak.
TaoAndCoffee
Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007
AUG 25, 2007 04:55 PM