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8/13/07

Jim Cramer Loses it On Air [2]

8/13/07

NEWS: A Mighty Huckabee Rises

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8/12/07

Merv Griffin dies at 82

8/12/07

Arkansas couple welcomes 17th child [5]

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8/12/07

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup [2]

8/11/07

NEWS: Is It Wrong To Beat Up A Hummer? [8]

8/11/07

The wait is over, congratulations Mr. Barry Bonds [5]

8/11/07

DARFUR UPDATE: Darfur's rebel groups reach deal

8/11/07

NEWS: Beauty Vs. Brains: Winnie Cooper and the Girly-Girl Conundrum [3]

8/11/07

NEWS: The Good News Is That Stephen Baldwin Could Die [3]

8/10/07

NEWS: Hillary and Her Demon Pal [3]

8/10/07

NEWS: Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: Sci-Fi Guilty Pleasures of the 80s [3]

8/10/07

Evolution is a Lie. Pat Robertson was Right. [2]

8/10/07

NEWS: A New Generation of Republican Creeps [2]

8/8/07

NEWS: Its Official: Democrats Do Not Have Spinal Columns [5]

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8/8/07

NEWS: Conservatives Hate Bush Too [12]

8/8/07

NEWS: Dude Tries To Get Through Pants Nightmare [5]

8/7/07

NEWS: Plotting Attraction Theory [3]

8/7/07

NEWS: Welcome To Baghdad [2]

8/7/07

NEWS: Tuesday Tasting: Hardware, Cells and Star Wars

8/7/07

NEWS: Angry Men Make the World Go Round, Angry Women are Incompetent Bitches [2]

8/7/07

NEWS: Can you hear me now? Unfortunately, Yes [3]

8/7/07

NEWS: Wil Wheaton's Geek in Review: One Big Focus Group [2]

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8/6/07

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup

8/6/07

NEWS: Bill O'Reilly Starts a Fight He Cant Win [6]

8/6/07

NEWS: Hillary Needs To Shut Her Pie Hole [6]

8/6/07

more Progress? in Iraq

8/6/07

NEWS: Why The Leading GOP Candidates Are Chickenshits [2]

8/6/07

Bridge collapse [4]

8/6/07

House passes clean-energy bill

8/6/07

Climate change causing more hurricanes

8/6/07

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup Double Deluxe Weekend, Part Deux [2]

AbsintheOfMalice

8/6/07

Black Men Are So Scary! Better Suck Their Dicks! [2]

8/5/07

Iraq tells US soldiers Thanks for dying for us but Were going on Vacation"

8/4/07

NEWS: Democrats Great Latino Hope Goes Down (On A Hot Lady) [3]

8/3/07

Was Pat Tillman Murdered? [4]

8/3/07

Tom Snyder, RIP

8/3/07

propel energy water bridge disaster commercial

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8/3/07

NEWS: Magnets: Nature's Shark Repellant? [2]

8/3/07

NEWS: Asshole Fuckface Roundup [2]

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wildswan

I'm lost

June 2006

AUG 04, 2007 04:08 PM

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.

June 2004

AUG 04, 2007 05:04 PM

smithers_jones said:
The "fight-or-fellate" response is common among animals when they are exposed to threatening or stressful circumstances.

You won the internet!!!

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

AUG 04, 2007 05:21 PM

Keith said:

smithers_jones said:
"fight-or-fellate"

BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

Srsly. Well played.

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

AUG 04, 2007 09:15 PM

can i ask something, seriously? what is with all the republican gay outings in the past two years? if the village people were still around, theyd have to add 'the republican' in a blue suit to thier line up!

between this and all the movie starletts getting thrown in jail for DUIs i feel like im having dirty deja vu every time i read the news!

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ

June 2004

AUG 04, 2007 09:35 PM

attn_ho said:
can i ask something, seriously? what is with all the republican gay outings in the past two years? if the village people were still around, theyd have to add 'the republican' in a blue suit to thier line up!

between this and all the movie starletts getting thrown in jail for DUIs i feel like im having dirty deja vu every time i read the news!

I think it's some weird kind of initiation for a role with the shadow government. Whomever makes the biggest jackass out of themself gets the first refusal of the larger roles.

attn_ho

Brooklyn, NY

February 2004

AUG 04, 2007 09:43 PM

attn_ho said:
can i ask something, seriously? what is with all the republican gay outings in the past two years? if the village people were still around, theyd have to add 'the republican' in a blue suit to thier line up!

between this and all the movie starletts getting thrown in jail for DUIs i feel like im having dirty deja vu every time i read the news!

I think it's some weird kind of initiation for a role with the shadow government. Whomever makes the biggest jackass out of themself gets the first refusal of the larger roles.

id agree with that, but usually these cats' careers are over... unless thats what they WANT us to think

_Elichrusos

Australia

November 2004

AUG 04, 2007 09:51 PM

The_Reverend said:
i so thought this was going to be a Bitch_Phd thread.

I'd've bet FTR.

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA

April 2006

AUG 04, 2007 10:56 PM

Ha ha!

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON

June 2007

AUG 04, 2007 11:13 PM

FellOnEarth said:

Ha ha!

lolpoliticians?

_Elichrusos

Australia

November 2004

AUG 05, 2007 09:01 PM

FellOnEarth

Temecula, CA

April 2006

AUG 06, 2007 01:47 AM

I made these for SG, but just submitted them to lolPresidents (I had no idea it existed, thanks!)

Disaster President
Presidential Olympian

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA

January 2006

AUG 06, 2007 02:07 AM

meatpieboy said:

smithers_jones said:
The "fight-or-fellate" response is common among animals when they are exposed to threatening or stressful circumstances.

You won the internet!!!

Honestly, there is no topping that. We can all go home now.

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