Fox reports on anonymous

I love the modulated "your kid's a fucking emo bitch, and I'm gonna slit his throat." That's priceless.

The report was like one of HST's parodies of establishment journalism - except that it really was establishment journalism.

Thus, any amusement experienced due to the incredible and pathetic stupidity of the story must be tempered with horror and grief that the media in this country really has degenerated to this point.

If the kid were truly emo, he'd already be talking about slitting his own throat, anyways, so what's the big deal.

(I apologize for any and all emos out there that I just offended with my statements.)

(This apology brought to you from the PC police)

LAUGH
OUT
LOUD

I think I'll be cracking up about the exploding van with the "Dramatization" caption for a few years, too. What else is going to get us through the decades of solitary confinement that lie in our future?

d20 said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

That made me think of this

I know that such stuff shouldn't even phase me anymore, considering the norm of "mainstream" journalism...but gods. It reaches a point where you just can't hold in the anger anymore.

for realz.

"My girlfriend broke up with me because there was gay porn on my myspace and she thought i was cheating with guys on her"

Dude. hate to tell you this.

she was already looking for an out, and Anonymous gave it to her.

Absolutely.

I've never lul'ed before, and I'll probably never lul again, but those spoilers made me lulol. They say there's no cure for a hangover, but they're wrong. It's you guys.

_Poptard_ kills thread.

fountainofdreams kills thread.

OR NOT! Would that be considered "meta?" By killing the thread I've bumped it, but I bumped it by killing it.

*vortex of "bad time paradox tropes" opens, sucks fountainofdreams in*

"No actual yellow minivans were harmed during the making of this sensational journalism."

-Thank You.