NEWS: Get Ready to Die in a Mall

POLITICS: Get Ready to Die in a Mall

Why go to Israel, when Israel is coming to us? According to ABC news, teams of suicide bombers are on their way to the US to kill poor, little, innocent Americans. They are also being sent to some place called “Europe.”

Yay! Graduation! It always feels great to accomplish something. A Pakistani reporter attended the graduation and took pictures of around 300 future suicide bombers, some who were “as young as 12.” After they got their diplomas, they were sent out on their missions. The ones going to England spoke English.

I’m going to assume the unintelligible word was “pants.” US intelligence tried to write if off as propaganda but former White House counterterrorism official (who warned the Bush administration about al-Qaeda in 2000) believes the threat is credible.

But, but, I thought the president said, “we were fighting them there so they wouldn’t kill us here.” No, sorry, saying that actually just encourages them to kill us here to prove him wrong. He's a fucking idiot who talks out of his asshole.

Better get those shoes at Foot Locker while you can!

ugh...that's really all i can say.

that and:

here we go again

http://www.terrorismawareness.org/know-about-jihad/

We should stop and think about this. What will these promising young men's futures look like if the USA decides to be a bunch of inconsiderate bigots again and enforce their border control laws effectively? Sure, they'll still be able to make it in, but at such a waste of money and time! Don't build the wall! Give everybody a chance!

zomg!!!!1! terrorists want to kill us! I had no idea!!

How many terrorists who have attacked US targets on US soil in the past 25 years crossed the Mexican border, where the wall is being built, or were Mexican? (Hint: NONE OF THEM)

How many 9/11 terrorists had legal visas issued by the U.S. State Department? (Hint: ALL OF THEM)

Think carefully now... where would money better be spent -- on walls along the Mexican border, or on adequate training and staffing in places like the State Department?

This may be asking too much.

This is not the zombie apocalypse story I was hoping for.

In other news, Shalome's right again.

If I shop on-line, they won't come to my house, will they?

pffft! sputter!

look here missy, the 'browning out' of our great nation is just as much of a threat to our way of life and essential bodily fluid as a few mamby pambys with bombs. at most, a couple hundred liberal elites will be sacrificed, but at least our nation will be secure from the real threat!

I'm disappointed. I thought this was gonna be about Kevin Smith's long joked about Mallrats 2: Die-Hard in a Mall.

Probably not, but they may send little terrorist virii to your computer.

The day they bomb Amazon.com is the day the terrorist have truly won. My Prime membership will be for naught!

Buy a mac.

Woops

The questionable effectiveness of western counter-terrorism reminds me of British soldiers in WWI walking slowly towards an enemy armed with machine guns. It gets me thinking that whichever side of a conflict is better off, is the one that finds it more difficult to adapt to enemy strategy...

I am ok with people who frequent malls being blasted to bits.

People start suicide bombing in the U.S and I would hate to see what that slobbering douchenozzle we call a president would do...

I have a feeling it would be along the lines of a scorched earth, turn-the-desert-into-a-pane-of-glass kinda scenario.

and canada still doesnt think they targets...even though there always mentioned...and your right, no terrorists come up from mexico...it was nice to find out a few of the 9/11 guys drove cabs in the city i currently live in though...makes you feel safe...

Somehow you get dumber with each post. It is quite impressive.

I'm sorry about your incredible confusion about how the world works. Good luck in the future.

I can't help but recall Bush saying he'd get the world so stuck in that war his successor can't possible get out.

Okay from the Neo Con side of the issue, it is obvious our counter terrorism programs are working, because we have not had any terrorist attacks in the US since nine eleven, And the fact that this information was made public is another indication that we have a good CT organization. Yes I know the Pakistanis got the information, not us. I agree about the mexican border though it should be well guarded but their is no need to build a second berlin wall. Lastly the only reason I can see another terrorist attack happening is to get the public opinion fired up about the war on terror. I actually believe if we get attacked again it would be, something we knew about but let through. Kind of like pearl Harbor, for the greater good eh.

Try living in the UK where Tony B.Liar tells us that Terrorism doesn't pay....well tell that to the murdering twats Martin McGuinness, Gerry Adams and that gobshite Ian Paisley. All of them bombed, shot, tortured and murdered their way into Parliament. Give it a few years and the UK will become Northern Pakistan. Heh, with no thanks to the Scots of course who'll side with anyone against the English, even the French, yes, THE FRENCH....

As for Israel and Palestine.....well, you give the Palestinians land, recognise them as a country and what do they do? Go and fight amongst themselves; some people just don't know how to quit whilst ahead.

As for who owns Jerusalem, well who the fuck was there first? Ding, the current owners of Israel.

If we're gonna play 'we owned this bit of land in the past' well I think it's about time that Britain got it's two thirds of the world back, after all, we might have screwed all those countries in the British Empire, but just look at the mess they're in now. Nothing that a few British manners (well, what few are left in this country) and a chat over a cup of tea would sort out, eh? eh?

For some reason I never pictured terrorist training camps having graduation ceremonies. Oh well, at least I'll be able to park closer during the holidays.

why cant terrorists declare war against US establishments that REALLY REALLY suck, like the DMV?