NEWS: Yes, There is a Dumber City Than Boston

That is totally offensive.

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We had two senior pranks go wrong. When I was a freshmen, the seniors decided it would be a good idea to put liquid steel into the keyholes of all the classrooms. 8 or 12 of them were suspended and coulnd't walk in graduation.

When I was a senior, everyone broke into the school the night on one of the nights during the last school week. Brought sleeping bags and planned to spend the night. And...went to the local driving range and took hundreds of golf balls, then released them into the classrooms. Who knew golf balls could break windows? I don't remember what the punishment was but the school understood we didn't mean to do any damage. I think we just paid for the windows and probably did some kind of detention.

Double flag

Dumb down our society and give us something to fear. Welcome to the American police state.

There is a vast difference between accidentally running into someone with your car (thus killing or severely injuring them), and doing something factually innocuous that other people wind up interpreting as a bomb.

I'm all for prosecuting people who deliberately employ fake bombs or other faked weapons in order to scare people or commit some other more dangerous crime. But inadvertently triggering someone's paranoia is a whole different story. And one of those cases where intent should make all the difference.

Another over-simplification of the argument. Congrats.

What you are all forgetting is that we are living in a post 9/11 world. What that means is that now anytime law enforcement, city and state officials, and/or the public wildly overreact and excercise a complete lack of rational judgement by treating an incident with the most spurious and fanciful resemblance to 'explosives' as the undoubted hand of Osama coming down upon us, we must applaud them for their sterling response to a potential threat* and accept the inevitable circle jerk of self-congratulations.


*"potential threat" being government speak for "something that was not in any conceivable way a threat."

I didn't forget that at all. I'm saying it's sad we've put ourselves into this situation. Yeah, everything you said is true, but do we really ask ourselves, "how the fuck did we end up in this situation?"

I get the feeling that in ten years or so, we could be attacked again and everybody will be wondering why? (Maybe a over-reaching foreign policy in the middle east and a little country with a name that starts with an "I"?) I'm not justifying violence or terrorism but why the hell do we keep giving them reasons to attack us?

Cue the "LOOSE CHANGE" idiots.

Do you hear that folks? Do you? It's the sound of the terrorists winning.

Everybody knows that bombs in the shape of houses or butterflies is signature of the Hello Kitty Faction of al-Qaeda!

Dumb ass elected fucks waste time and money doing stupid things that they will have to undo later

dude, did you SEE that?
it was like,
heavy and stuff.

when they were on that bus?
and randy quaid spilled the beans about the baby?
it was totally an inside job.
or what about the "interrogation" of tony shaloub?!

wait, what movie?

+1

No, you're flagged.

I've flagged you all; biatches!!!!!!

Triple flag.

I think you should listen to him. He has mail order degrees in murderology and murderonomy.

Woah. I think it's finally safe for me to move to Pahrump after all.

Uncool.
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The who and the what now?

I thought everyone knew that Hendrick Hudson High School is the #1 target for terroists. Maybe we can set up a missile shield in New Jersey.

Except that pulling a false fire alarm is a felony in a lot of (most? all?) places.

Technically, they should be punished for breaking and entering the school, but not for the clocks.

My high school doesn't even realize that a teacher that quit still has keys to the school, and it's been this way for four years. Don't tell anyone. Oh wait. Oops.

False.