NEWS: Dude Tries To Get Through Pants Nightmare

he just went thru a divorce. Does that explain it ?

I would expect that the divorce was probably more because he was crazy than what drove him crazy, but who knows?

hum , the classic, chicken vs. egg paradox eh ?

I donno.

Perhaps the loss of those pants led to his divorce?
Don't underestimate the power of a good pair of pants.

I wouldn't know, it's true.

Without those pants his wife just didn't love him any more.

Heh, once I went to Wendy's and ordered a combo and they got every single item wrong. Like, chicken instead of beef, iced tea instead of lemonade, fries instead of chilli. I also ordered other stuff and didn't get it.The girl at the counter was dumb.

But you know... I was just kind of angry. I didn't feel the need to sue.

Give the dude a break. He's clearly just looking out for all of us pants-wearing, Korean nazi hating, reasonable and decent folk. He'll I'd kill for less than what he's suing for. Once my little brother stole my headband, so I threw him off our balcony. Not pretty.

You should see what happened to the dude who stole my scarf...

But I think Zarth is probably right. This dude is a whole big bag of crazy.

Am I too late to make a pants joke? Ah, fuck it. lulzguysimnotwearinpantz!!1!one!

When I read this story the first time it was posted here, I thought "damn we live in a fucked up world where a guy can sue for millions in pain and suffering over a pair of pants" and moved on with my life.

I'm amazed this guy wasn't laughed out of court immediately. I hear there's a move to get him booted from the bar?

Mostly, though, I feel bad for the owners of the business. They should counter-sue his ass for pain and suffering, mental anguish, slander, and for making them wash the piss stains out of his JC Penny slacks - because judging from the story thus far, the man must piss himself daily.

I would never want that person to be my judge...unless I needed to sue someone for a ridiculous occurrence.

I'm just trying to figure out- was his emotional testimony faked, or is he really that sensitive. Because if he is, I don't know how he has kept from offing himself just from the daily bullshit we all have to deal with.

I spilled McCoffee in my lap once. I squeeled like a baby and took off my pants. I don't know what happened to them. Should I sue McDs for my pants?

I'm astounded, i really am

CNN just reported that the mans case has been thrown out, and that he has been ordered to pay $1000 for the court costs of the dry cleaner operators. They may seek further compensation for over $10,000 in legal costs associated with their legal defense.

Nice.

Today there was a sudden disturbance in the pants.

It's as if millions of pants wearers suddenly cried out in terror. . . and were suddenly silenced.

Jury's in. Dude lost.

Fancy that.

Dude might lose his job.

There's also the possibility that he may have to pay attorney's fees.

Oh come on, surely that's a frivolous case!

At least, for once, common sense has prevailed.