There is a God Paris Hilton is going downtown

Not only that, she has to do the full 45 days as opposed to the abbreviated 23 day sentence.

I miss her already. It seems like just yesterday that she was out fucking guys who call her "dude" on camera.

This totally makes my weekend.

I wish she would have said "It's not fair." That would have been classic.

"It's not fair" - Paris Hilton

Not fair was her getting "re-assigned" to electronic monitoring after the judge specifically said for that not to happen.

I think she should get to mingle with the general population once back in jail

God Bless Nixon

I think it's kind of amusing that she was screaming & crying in court...and her mother was "sobbing uncontrollably" over a 45 day sentence in a "special needs"" facility.

It conjures up images of her going to the gas chamber...when it's little more than a few weeks in what probably amounts to a crappy hotel.

I realize this was meant to be joke, but guess what? Totally true.

My wife happens to work with the wife of the court bailiff who worked at her hearing this morning. ( I know tenous link, but...)

Anyway, they were having lunch when the woman's husband called. He was laughing because in court he heard what the actual "medical condition" was. Apparently - and it has been reported in the media - the Sheriff's office never filed the proper documents to explain what her medical condition was. Turns out, according to the bailiff - she was released because of a massive herpes outbreak.

Take it for what it's worth. I know the my wife's co-worker. Never met the husband, but my wife was there when she got the call. Pretty hilarious and would explain why the judge was so pissed.

Eeeew...