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Roaring_Tulips

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL
April 2006

JAN 09, 2007 05:38 AM

bald_eagle said:

roaring_tulips said:
I guess this wouldn't be the appropriate time for a fart joke.



I think it's the perfect time - see above.




Well, okay. It's pretty damn late, but my immediate reaction was:

"Sounds like God farted over New York, cupped it, and opened up over Austin."


Just not as funny now.

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

JAN 09, 2007 06:47 AM

MrStitches said:
Ten bucks says the smell came from Jersey.



!!WINNER!!

SockPuppet

SockPuppet

I'm lost
July 2006

JAN 09, 2007 03:45 PM

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

JAN 09, 2007 05:12 PM

oh well. CNN changed the story. it used to say that they were pretty sure it was New Jersey.

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

JAN 09, 2007 08:51 PM

NickFaust said:
Although I do hope that they are not too disappointed when the rapture turns out to be bullshit.



I was looking up info sites about the rapture and stumbled upon this:

Matthew 24:40-41 and Luke 17:34-36 are often misunderstood as having to do with the "rapture."

I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left. Two women shall be grinding together; the one shall be taken, and the other left. Two men shall be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.
- Luke 17:34-36



surreal

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

JAN 09, 2007 09:08 PM

man, the gospel of luke is kinda gay.

Colinism

Colinism

Atlanta, GA
July 2005

JAN 09, 2007 09:09 PM

I'd like to hear more about these women grinding. smile

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

JAN 09, 2007 09:16 PM

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