NEWS: Attack of the Liberal Penguins

Talking chimps? Please. Don't be absurd. The only way chimps could learn to talk would be if they "evolved", and we all know this "evolution" fad is just another liberal conspiracy cooked up by the New York Times.

Dolphins, on the other hand can already talk. But I think you knew that.

Well, Patton was famous for being an arrogant, domineering blowhard. Maybe that's why.

The film is liberal and environmentalist. Deal with it folk.

Yeah, but bastard that he was, Patton accomplished something.

I saw it, and I agree. The whole "individualism vs. traditional religious establishment" themes were not-so-subtle.

All of that said, who gives a fuck?

apparently Glenn Beck and Neil Cavuto...

Yeah, well, those guys are douchebags. Beck's a racist douchebag. I could give a fuck less what they think.

Oyaji's right. It's the culture war that these assholes are thrusting upon us. I have zero problem with Hollywood chipping in to teach kids that:

A) It's OK to challege nonsensical religious beliefs for the sake of individual rights,
and
B) It's not OK to shit all over the environment.

Because FSM knows this government doesn't teach kids those things.

I don't particularly care for them either and agree with just about everything you just said. I guess I should be a little less of a smart ass in the future.

No worries, I got that. I just thought I'd expound on that for a bit.

I believe that Mr. Beck and Mr. Cavuto are deserving of a permanent transfer to either the North or South Pole--I leave the choice entirely up to them. That way they can report on this issue indefinitely. As soon as viewers tire of their endless babble--as if their viewers weren't driven to infinite boredom already--they will become one hit wonders and never be heard from again. Oh wait. . .you need to have a hit to be a wonder, right? Oh well, I hope you freeze to death anyway, bitches!

Not to mention all of the "homosexual" implications of a tap dancing peguin....... and the plot thickens.

Does this mean penguins are terrorists and that this is propaganda against Bush and when he's finished with Iraq he's going to bomb the penguins??

In reply to Subrosa, maybe some parents don't want their kids exposed to propaganda?

I mean come on the freaking UN comes in at the end and saves the world.

How do you attack a movie where penguins sing Chicago songs..
It's HIL-AR-I-OUS no matter who you are..

There is that little bit about loving those who are different.. gosh what a negative message...

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Taban

I really want to see this movie now.

I've never seen March of the Penguins, because I heard it might make me cry, though.

Wait so now the UN is evil or just libral propaganda?

Propaganda. Teaching kids to respect the world around them is propaganda? I'd hate to see your version of hate speech.

they'll never win this fight, those dirty old man-animals. penguins, especially tap dancing ones, wear the indelible armor of cute. cute prevails, always.

I'll bet if we tried hard enough, we could totally get oil from penguins...

It's not the UN. If I remember correctly, it's a non-specific organization. Hell, it could even be (gasp!) industry!

But see, idiots who buy into this "propaganda" nonsense see the mere act of helping animals as something inherently "liberal" and thus "evil". And that, right there, is why Beck and O'Reilly et al are fighting a losing battle.

Some cuts from the non-normie.com test that I found entertaining. (this was referenced in the comments section under the main review.) Keep in mind that each of these should be answered with at Yes or No.

Do you either: Worship nature and the earth as if these things were holy (not just liking or enjoying them)? or... Believe that any form of environmental protection is a bad thing?

Do you tend to be cynical or hypocritical?

Are you either: Obsessed with saving the rain forest? or... Believe that all environmental issues are stupid.

Do you either: Believe that mankind is the source of all earth's problems and that the world would be better off without humans? or... Think that man should rule over the earth with little or no regard for the protection of the planet's resources?

Do you either: Wear Birkenstocks? or...Regularly wear camouflage outfits?

Do you either: Believe in placing the United States under International Law? or... Think that the United Nations is a part of a world-wide conspiracy to promote one-world government and that it's financed by international banking interests?

Do you either: Believe that life begins only at birth and not within the womb? or... Think that those who perform abortions should be tried for murder and executed?

Do you come from a family where either parent was or is an alcoholic, a rageaholic, a workaholic, a foodaholic, a codependent, a religious fanatic, a criminal, a pacifist, an activist protestor, a drug addict, a sexaholic, a compulsive gambler or a single parent?

Are you either: Sexually promiscuous? or... Refraining from sex, even though you are married?

Do you either: Think that racial discrimination exists in virtually every area of life in the United States of America ? or... Believe that racial discrimination is a good thing and you practice it yourself?

Do you either: Recoil at the thought of ever being judged by God? or... Do you delight in the prospect of sinners burning in hell?

Do you either: Believe that reparations should be paid to black people to compensate them for the loss of wages prior to the Civil War? or... Think that black people, if they don't like it here, should be shipped back to Africa ?

Personally, I was under the impression that shitting all over the environment was a good way to return all the nutrients that our bodies couldn't deal with back to mother nature. Now pissing all over the environment, that's a problem....