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Paris Hilton gives up sex for a year

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noirkiss3

Minneapolis, MN

April 2006

JUL 17, 2006 09:24 PM

Necia said:

Darke said:

noirkiss3 said:
I don't care what she does as long as she doesn't procreate

That's what I was thinking... If she stays out of the media for the next 6 months or so, count on it that she's brewing a bastard.

By the looks of her, I'm not sure she has enough body fat to support regular menstruation, much less sustain the life of a fetus. I wouldn't worry.

Once again your pragmatism turns me on.

Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

JUL 17, 2006 09:38 PM

noirkiss3 said:

Necia said:

Darke said:

noirkiss3 said:
I don't care what she does as long as she doesn't procreate

That's what I was thinking... If she stays out of the media for the next 6 months or so, count on it that she's brewing a bastard.

By the looks of her, I'm not sure she has enough body fat to support regular menstruation, much less sustain the life of a fetus. I wouldn't worry.

Once again your pragmatism turns me on.

Hey, man--you wanna call my heinous catty bitchiness by the name of "sexy pragmatism," far be it from me to correct ya.

UpTight

I'm lost

December 2003

JUL 18, 2006 09:16 AM

Lawnboy said:
She's just a fucking useless celebrity. She's our Abi Titmuss.

and see you shouldn't have heard of her, either

Kundalini

I'm lost

June 2004

JUL 18, 2006 10:52 AM

Paris Hilton is "gross."

Lawnboy

Tulsa, OK

July 2006

JUL 18, 2006 11:29 AM

Lawnboy said:
She's just a fucking useless celebrity. She's our Abi Titmuss.

and see you shouldn't have heard of her, either

Why not?

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 18, 2006 12:26 PM

Ubiquitous_Waz said:

Ubiquitous_Waz said:

Roethke said:
I dislike Paris Hilton, but I still don't understand being upset about someone else's sex life.

Why do you people care if she's promiscuous or not? Making a sextape with her boyfriend isn't indicative of someone who has multiple one night stands, and even if it were, why is it awful to potentially change your mind about it?

Most of it seems to stem from jealousy. She is wealthy without having to work for any of it at all and she seems wholly "unworthy" (whatever that means) to possess that wealth. She is basically the American equivelant to a princess (or could have been) but princesses are not promiscuous. So maybe people were looking for a role model, somebody their daughters to look up to, or maybe people were envious of her fortuitous circumstances. Who knows...

I will openly admit to being envious of her money. But I don't give a goddamn about who she does or does not fuck, and I don't understand why people do. I'm not a big fan of her television shows either, but that's why I don't watch them.

I'm just saying that as a member of an "American Institution" that some people will hold her to a higher standard. They probably saw her as an opprotune role model and thus assigned her, most likely unconsciously, a list of moral standards that she would have to uphold lest they would cast her out and despise her.

I personally don't care... but i do think it is amusing to an extent.

I agree with you. I didn't make that clear, sorry. You make a good point about the idea and role we have for "princesses."

PhLaXuS

Fort Lauderdale, FL

November 2005

JUL 18, 2006 08:34 PM

Lawnboy said:
She's just a fucking useless celebrity. She's our Abi Titmuss.

But at least Abi is halfway decent looking (at least in the pics I've seen). Paris only looks OK in a few rare photos. WAY too damn thin.

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