NEWS: Bush’s Stupidity May Cause Head to Implode

attn_ho said:

could you explain it to me? cause ive gotten like 4 explanations from bush already that dont add up to reality.

hahahahahahaha werent you like, 8 when reagan left office?

uh, any facts or polls to back that one up? no again? oh dan. another dud post. all rhetoric and no citation.

FrozenFoodGod said:
I like bunnies.

oyaji said:
Wait, let me check....

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No, I don't care. When the sun rises you will still be some lame ass security guard barely eking out an existence and incapable of composing and articulating a rational argument and I will still be a highly paid corporate attorney with respect and plus love of all sorts who can knock your metaphorical dick in the dirt without breaking an intellectual sweat.

DanTheGreater said:

1. Saddam was allied with terrorist groups affiliated with Al Qaeda. He had WMD's after the UN told him to disarm or disclose, 500 of which have been recovered so far.

2. Yes I was eight and I was still more then capable of understanding the gist of what was happening.

3. Polls are fabricated by news organizations in order to swing true public opinion and make news instead of reporting news. If polls could be trusted then John Kerry should be President, but he isn't so you can take your polls and flush them straight down the crapper.

oyaji said:
3. No they aren't. Does Fox News fabricate polls (most recent fox poll had bush at 36% approval)?

DanTheGreater said:

Yeah, they probably do. Fox is just as left wing as the rest of the antique media.

DanTheGreater said:
Fox is just as left wing as the rest of the antique media.

oyaji said:
Wait, let me check....

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No, I don't care. When the sun rises you will still be some lame ass security guard barely eking out an existence and incapable of composing and articulating a rational argument and I will still be a highly paid corporate attorney with respect and plus love of all sorts who can knock your metaphorical dick in the dirt without breaking an intellectual sweat.

oyaji said:

You truly are the king of kings fucktarded morons.

oyaji said:

No, that wasn't the point.

I mean, these things do, in fact, matter.

It's possible to be coherent and make interesting points and get respect and be a security guard.

In Dan's case, he is not coherent, he does not make interesting points, no one respects him, and, in addition to that, on top of that, he is some lameass security guard.

That is the point.

DanTheGreater said:

Yeah, they probably do. Fox is just as left wing as the rest of the antique media.

oyaji said:

No, that wasn't the point.

I mean, these things do, in fact, matter.

It's possible to be coherent and make interesting points and get respect and be a security guard.

In Dan's case, he is not coherent, he does not make interesting points, no one respects him, and, in addition to that, on top of that, he is some lameass security guard.

That is the point.

oyaji said:

No, that wasn't the point.

I mean, these things do, in fact, matter.

It's possible to be coherent and make interesting points and get respect and be a security guard.

In Dan's case, he is not coherent, he does not make interesting points, no one respects him, and, in addition to that, on top of that, he is some lameass security guard.

That is the point.

Stiles said:

Just wanted to preserve that gem for posterity. Dan has a bright future in comedy, although he dosen't know it.

chainlink said:

You forgot lier.

I don't think even Uptight spews that much deliberate or just moronic mis-information. I can NOT believe that anyone is truely that stupid. It has to be deliberate.

Either way is sad and disgusting.

bones_708 said:

Well then it should be more than enough to say that and not attempt to demean an individual because he "social standing" doesn't meet some arbitrary standard. How would you feel if someone said that because an individual spent time in jail their opinion was valueless? That if one wasn't educated enough they shouldn't be allowed to vote, I mean they just aren't as capable as those with law degrees. That you totally disagree with Dan is one thing, but the use of his job to try and put him down and say because of that is appalling.

oyaji said:

It's a sad but necessary fact that idiots with crappy educations get to vote as many times as I do. Thus, the genius of shitty campaign finance laws that allow people like me to buy access to political power. Hah hah.

oyaji said:
It's a sad but necessary fact that idiots with crappy educations get to vote as many times as I do. Thus, the genius of shitty campaign finance laws that allow people like me to buy access to political power. Hah hah.

I never said that because Dan is a security guard ipso facto his opinion is valueless. He does, however, have a mark against him for being a slack-jawed yokel rather than an over-educated snob like me. This is an impediment he could overcome if only he could think properly and articulate his thoughts.

oyaji said:

1. No he wasnt. The 500 shells that were recovered were disavowed by the DoD. They were depleted pre-1991 shells found two or three at a time in dozens of different locations. They were dangerous to no one.

2. You still have the mental acquity of an 8 year old and you have no idea how to understand the world around you now, let alone the world in the past.

3. No they aren't. Does Fox News fabricate polls (most recent fox poll had bush at 36% approval)?

oyaji said:
It's a sad but necessary fact that idiots with crappy educations get to vote as many times as I do. Thus, the genius of shitty campaign finance laws that allow people like me to buy access to political power. Hah hah.

I never said that because Dan is a security guard ipso facto his opinion is valueless. He does, however, have a mark against him for being a slack-jawed yokel rather than an over-educated snob like me. This is an impediment he could overcome if only he could think properly and articulate his thoughts.