Members who need to get laid, like NOW (please)

i live in socal

Um, yes, WHY?

Me too damn it all

where is san pedro?

here

Forget san pedro, your supposed to move to Texas.

you are so helpful ;p

Can I get laid too please? Or maybe if I demand it, all the submissives will come.

yes ma'am.

If I can help in any way to cause lesbian sex to occur, it makes me happy.

if you demanded I'd crawl

and that is what makes you such an upstanding citizen.

very upstanding.

Why aren't colorado and california side-by-side? The hottest state and the skinniest state; it would make a lot more sense. And then maybe we'd all be having more sex and posting on this thread less!

What Quinn said.

don't make me ask for proof ;p

You never need to ask.

i'm waiting then

Is crawling a euphimism for oral sex?

if you want it to be

patience will always be rewarded.

*waits patiently*

*waits impatiently*

Where do i sign?