NEWS: DOA X-Treme 2: Tits Done Poorly

I felt ridiculous just watching that. Holy shit.
I guess they spent so much time working on titty physics that the hair had to suffer. Arent systems supposed to be powerful enough to pull that off somewhat convincingly now?

The physics is spot on. For water balloons ON THE MOON.

The skeletal muscle of a woman makes it almost impossible for breasts to jiggle independently. They both go up, they both go down, even when running with a long stride.
Who engineered these independent suspension boobies, Porsche?

Come on, this is like breast-jiggleology 101

The term 'boobdoll physics" just popped into mind. I prefer IBTs.

Aggresive Inline skating actually has worse boob physics than that, also i can't wait for the dead or alive movie, it looks so cheesy it can't be anything short of awesome. (somehow it kinda reminds me of american ninja)

not when you devote two co-processors to boobs and the other to realistic towel physics.

I thought the pics looked good, until I saw their breasts move. *shivers* Scary.

I was almost too busy marvelling at how much their hair resembles straps of leather swinging from their heads to notice the 2-boob independent suspension.

How is it that even with the power of the XBOX 360 they can't program collision detection for that hair? For shame, Itagaki-San..... You had me at Ninja Gaiden.

Ummm, wtf, over? I play video games for some ass kicking, or some adventure and excitement, maybe a brain crunching puzzle. If I want porn, I've got the internet, IT'S FREE, and it's actually.... I don't know, good! No judgements from me, to each their own. But I definitely don't understand the attraction to code and pixels.

I can understand the appeal of a pornographic videogame. I cannot understand the appeal of a videogame that badly wants to be pornographic, but isn't. And isn't really much of a game either.

um . . . these are the breasts we worry about killing us when hit by them

i would be afraid if breasts in life moved like these do. . we wouldnt be at war to long just send the women over and let them bounce up n down to kill the enemy

Something called "Rumble of the Roses", if I recall correctly...Not bad as far as such things go...or so i'm told :-p

The thing about the DOA movie is that I don't know how they're going to make that complete hash of a "plotline" in that series into any sort of comprehensible storyline.

It looks like they're not going to, and just have girls in bra and panties kicking ass. Which might be the right way to go.

Christ, I feel retarded just for watching that.

Those Tits are freakin scary....they Bounce when the girl isnt even moving!!



You'd think after putting that much effort into the tits, they would do a better job on the hair...

Why would you think that? They're not trying to direct your attention to the hair...

It looks sloppy. Sure, their intention for the players/audience is "Look! BOOBIES!!!" but for something so high-end (graphically speaking), it just looks like poor programming. Its like getting a hamburger meal and have the fries not even cooked and the bun still frozen. Sure, you get the "good stuff" but the package as a whole is just plain lacking

You're still confusing this with a product that's not just a cheap cash-in on boob fixation.