accidental sex injuries

I've had bruises... but they are sort of expected for the kind of sex I have.

Other than that, nothing really.

*cue "Sexual Healing" joke*

Only my pride...

I've had numerous non-accidental ones, as you might expect--bruises, claw marks, etc.

Accidental ones... I'm not sure this counts, but I have a random bite mark on my arm that I honestly can't explain. I hadn't recently been drunk enough to not remember something like that. I'm rather disappointed that I missed whatever caused it.

I haven't had many accidental injuries inflicted upon me, but once after a very, very long session with a now-ex, she was so wobbly that she couldn't walk properly. She fell over as we were walking back to the car and somehow managed to sprain her ankle and bang her knee up rather badly.

I was going at it with my first lover and he decided to see how flexible I was. He grabbed my legs and pushed them up over my head. I felt a tearing feeling in the back of my left thigh and proceeded to tell him to stop. He thought I was playing cause we had done things liek that before, it turned him on and he proceeded to go at me harder, which resulted in pushing my leg down more. At that point, I started cursing and yelling at him. He got the point. I could barely walk for a couple of weeks after that. I figure something got either strained or torn.

On Halloween two years ago, my boyfriend and I were going at it for 5 1/2 hours. We were drunk, the sex was pleasently rough and I was so sore the next day. That's the only time I've barely been able to walk due to the sex itself.

The night our son was conceived, I was on top and my boyfriend was having great fun scratching up my back. I had nail marks from the base of my neck down to my ass for a week afterwards.

I definitely woke up Wednesday morning with a really dark bruise on my ear. I don't mind bruises; not in the least. But come on, man. Why the ear?!

Ran out of other places to leave a mark?

Don't know if it counts as an injury per se. Drunkenly hooked up with a girl in a club back home, went back to her place and started going at it. After a while I started haveing difficulty to breath. Tried to keep it up and not let on than my lungs felt like they were about to collapse but eventually lost my erection, fell down choking and couldn't breathe at all. Had to get out on her balcony still naked (montreal winter at -20 celcius) to get some air. Didn't work, called a taxi to get me to a hospital where they pumped me full of antihistamine and corticoids. Turns out the lady had 3 cats I didn't see on my way in and had the worst asthma attack I ever had.

Damn

Although it was jerking and not sex I'll stll throw this in the ring. (it has happened more than once)

I was rubbing one out and decided to emit into a nearby piece of clothing. After the the tiny explosion, I relaxed and basked in the pleasure of my moment.
I didn't move for a good ten minutes, and when I did, pulling the cloth off was like duct tape.