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DurandDurand

DurandDurand

San Francisco, CA
January 2003

MAY 16, 2008 11:54 AM

my girl doesn't like cum in her mouth...and i can't blame her.
so has any one come up with any better places to drop the baby batter?
i know stomach and tits, but i'm trying to think of something more creative and less demeaning.

anyone?

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAY 16, 2008 12:00 PM

*bookmark*

SuicidePuppies

SuicidePuppies

Oakland, CA
June 2003

MAY 16, 2008 12:00 PM

yeah, put it in her dad's ass.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAY 16, 2008 12:09 PM

Shoot it over her shoulder and into an Ah ha video.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 16, 2008 12:17 PM

Shot glass.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

MAY 16, 2008 12:20 PM

well after she leaves you for posting this here, you can always cum into a kleenex as you masturbate and cry at the same time because you're so alone in this frigid world of hate.

*note*: not based on personal experience. srsly.

Drake

Drake

SUICIDEGIRL

Alberta, Canada

MAY 16, 2008 12:29 PM

On yourself!

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAY 16, 2008 12:30 PM

The freezer. That shit is gonna be worth a fortune once the CHUDs take over.

Sydni

Sydni

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAY 16, 2008 12:45 PM

Drake said:
On yourself!



Then you smear it around and tell her you've been bad.

Actually, can you film that and post it? I would be oh so entertained.

_Margot_

_Margot_

Santa Monica, CA
December 2007

MAY 16, 2008 12:50 PM

In her purse.

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 16, 2008 12:53 PM

Sydni said:
Shoot it over her shoulder and into an Ah ha video.



/thread love

scylis

scylis

Anchorage, AK
November 2004

MAY 16, 2008 12:56 PM

in her ear.

MisterLinguist

MisterLinguist

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 16, 2008 12:57 PM

Shoot it on this spoiler:

JennRose

JennRose

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

MAY 16, 2008 12:57 PM

sorry, i only like demeaning places which means everywhere in me and on me. tongue wink

lil_tuffy

lil_tuffy

MODERATOR

San Francisco, CA

MAY 16, 2008 01:01 PM

JennRose said:
sorry, i only like demeaning places which means everywhere in me and on me. tongue wink



West Virginia?

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

MAY 16, 2008 01:02 PM



?

JennRose

JennRose

SUICIDEGIRL

Texas, USA

MAY 16, 2008 01:06 PM

lil_tuffy said:

JennRose said:
sorry, i only like demeaning places which means everywhere in me and on me. tongue wink



West Virginia?



only if you've been really good. and i'm tied up & held against my will at the moment. tongue

ZetaMale

ZetaMale

Tallahassee, FL
April 2006

MAY 16, 2008 01:38 PM



You just rock.

Louis_XIV

Louis_XIV

France
August 2007

MAY 16, 2008 01:40 PM

GaryKarp said:
so has any one come up with any better places to drop the baby batter?



Any better places? Hmmm... May I suggest the Grand Place in Brussels? It had been rebuild since my army destroyed it in 1695, they say it's quite impressive.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

MAY 16, 2008 01:42 PM

ZetaMale said:



You just rock.



I love the episode where Hawkeye is obsessing about what BJ stands for, and it just ends up being that his mom's name is Bea, and his dad's is Jay. biggrin

Salome

Salome

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAY 16, 2008 02:07 PM

DevilsReject said:
well after she leaves you for posting this here, you can always cum into a kleenex as you masturbate and cry at the same time because you're so alone in this frigid world of hate.

*note*: not based on personal experience. srsly.



That's so demeaning.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

MAY 16, 2008 02:14 PM

Sydni said:

Drake said:
On yourself!



Then you smear it around and tell her you've been bad.

Actually, can you film that and post it? I would be oh so entertained.



To this song please:

Mr_Matt_

Mr_Matt_

Hollywood, FL
July 2005

MAY 16, 2008 02:15 PM

You can always hide the fact that it's about to happen. Everyone loves a "surprise!".

MangleMe

MangleMe

Macon, GA
May 2008

MAY 16, 2008 02:30 PM

GaryKarp said:
my girl doesn't like cum in her mouth...and i can't blame her.
so has any one come up with any better places to drop the baby batter?
i know stomach and tits, but i'm trying to think of something more creative and less demeaning.

anyone?



dont drop it on her at all man GEEZE! if she dont like it in her mouth she prolly dont like it nowhere else either ..duh!!

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

MAY 16, 2008 02:34 PM

This thread is retarded.

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