Pants

at the same time? cause that would be sweet

-TM

hahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its vagina lady! er, man!

I still say "Solomon Grundy want pants too!" every time I walk past the pants in a store.

Nobody ever gets the reference.

you guys still wear pants?

that depends on whose pants i'm firm against! er, firmly, not firm.

if some random guy in a department store said that in my presence, i am pretty sure i would hide.

I do that whenever pants gets brought up in conversation sometimes, but like you said, nobody gets it.

No one understands our genius.

It's a real problem. I'm thinking of building a shack in the woods with a lifetime supply of cigarettes and my own tattoo gun because of it.