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2/28/08

Chocolate Penis Kit Reviewed

2/28/08

Dungeon Bloopers [4]

2/27/08

Sex With a Vaccuum Cleaner [7]

BlastProcessing

2/24/08

masturbation...a sticky topic [2]

2/24/08

Who do you rate as a sex symbol?

2/23/08

Having trouble getting him to cum [4]

2/21/08

My girlfriend is the kinkiest prude ever. [3]

2/21/08

Like sand through an hourglass.. [2]

2/20/08

TOP 5 Best Fucks/Sex Moments I've Had [11]

2/18/08

2/15/08

Forget Real Dolls... [2]

2/15/08

valentines day love it or hate it [2]

2/13/08

it's so frustrating!

2/12/08

What is it with bisexuals and Lesbians? [7]

2/11/08

Need help in the bedroom after baby

2/11/08

Epic masturbation [4]

2/10/08

Mustaches...dignified and sexy??? [8]

2/9/08

first maturbation experience [5]

2/9/08

want to get peed on? [6]

2/5/08

2/5/08

Circumcision- For or Against? [22]

2/4/08

Which SG or member has your favorite body type? [15]

2/3/08

What Was Your Worst Sex Ever?

1/31/08

Oral issues [2]

1/30/08

Vasectomy Appreciation Thread [4]

1/27/08

The love story to end all love stories has ended

1/27/08

scientistofsleep

1/24/08

antidepressants = no sex drive. [3]

1/24/08

'bondage threesome' [2]

1/23/08

breast fluctuations

1/21/08

When Two Become One [5]

1/21/08

Straight Edge Vegan girls are wild in the bedroom [4]

1/21/08

Laydeez! Finger in da' butt. [2]

1/19/08

My cons about having a soon to be wife... [4]

1/17/08

Holy Balls - Extremely Interesting sex... Toys? [3]

1/15/08

MfM threesome-How to? [3]

1/15/08

A Mouthful of Urine? ugh....(shudder) [2]

1/12/08

Can friends cuddle? [8]

1/11/08

10 years of fucking [7]

1/10/08

Keep Your Shirt On [7]

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Zarth

Seattle, WA

December 2004

FEB 12, 2008 01:40 PM

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always

No mere woman can resist its allure . ..

smithers_jones

Los Angeles, CA

November 2003

FEB 12, 2008 02:25 PM

poking girls > Pokemon

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA

December 2005

FEB 12, 2008 02:48 PM

smithers_jones said:
poking girls > Pokemon

Gee, ya think?

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

FEB 12, 2008 02:59 PM

Zarth said:

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always

No mere woman can resist its allure . ..

*sigh*

the quarterback of the hockey team stole my Leia.

*sniffle*

But fear not Earth Dwellers! I shall overcome and move forward on my journey!

starbuck42

I'm lost

February 2007

FEB 12, 2008 03:43 PM

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always]

Back in high school, my boyfriend was my dungeon master.

sillyokio

Egypt

January 2005

FEB 12, 2008 03:47 PM

Shit, people still play Pokemon?

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

FEB 12, 2008 03:49 PM

starbuck42 said:

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always]

Back in high school, my boyfriend was my dungeon master.

Last time I told a woman I wanted to be her dungeon master, she got all offended when all I brought over to her apartment were some dice and a copy of the Monster Manual.

I mean, who uses handcuffs and a riding crop to play D&D?

Kindle

Seattle, WA

March 2006

FEB 12, 2008 03:52 PM

starbuck42 said:

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always]

Back in high school, my boyfriend was my dungeon master.

That's hot.

Oh wait, are we actually talking about D&D Dungeon Masters? Cause I prefer the other kind.

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH

February 2007

FEB 12, 2008 03:53 PM

Kindle said:

starbuck42 said:

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always]

Back in high school, my boyfriend was my dungeon master.

That's hot.

Oh wait, are we actually talking about D&D Dungeon Masters? Cause I prefer the other kind.

*sigh*

<hides twelve sided dice>

Kindle

Seattle, WA

March 2006

FEB 12, 2008 03:55 PM

DevilsReject said:

Kindle said:

starbuck42 said:

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always]

Back in high school, my boyfriend was my dungeon master.

That's hot.

Oh wait, are we actually talking about D&D Dungeon Masters? Cause I prefer the other kind.

*sigh*

<hides twelve sided dice>

*starts chucking her Whitewolf ten-sided dice*

Geeks are hot too, you know. Especially when you use the dice to determine punishments.

Wait, what?

starbuck42

I'm lost

February 2007

FEB 12, 2008 03:58 PM

Uncognitive said:
Last time I told a woman I wanted to be her dungeon master, she got all offended when all I brought over to her apartment were some dice and a copy of the Monster Manual.

I mean, who uses handcuffs and a riding crop to play D&D?

Those seeking role-playing bonuses?

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY

May 2003

FEB 12, 2008 03:59 PM

starbuck42 said:

Uncognitive said:
Last time I told a woman I wanted to be her dungeon master, she got all offended when all I brought over to her apartment were some dice and a copy of the Monster Manual.

I mean, who uses handcuffs and a riding crop to play D&D?

Those seeking role-playing bonuses?

I just failed a saving throw against my Charisma, didn't I?

PRockGirlScout

Hawaii National Park, HI

October 2005

FEB 12, 2008 04:03 PM

What's her pussy troll named?

Kindle

Seattle, WA

March 2006

FEB 12, 2008 04:08 PM

PeaArrOhSeeKay said:
What's her pussy troll named?

Buwahahahah

tilpacer

Calgary, AB

December 2005

FEB 12, 2008 04:10 PM

sillyokio said:
Shit, people still play Pokemon?

Hell ya!

Wait, do you mean in some kind of furry, role-playing way or the actual game?

darling0

Chicago, IL

August 2007

FEB 12, 2008 05:04 PM

Necia said:
So if the question is, do I know people who aren't having sex and yet are still horny, the answer is a resounding "yes."

hahahaha.

VSneader2

Whitestown, IN

January 2008

FEB 12, 2008 06:40 PM

Salome said:
Come on guys, don't be so hard on her. It's all Pillow Pants' fault.

ha im watching that movie right now

happyjunk

I'm lost

July 2004

FEB 13, 2008 01:16 PM

NiuNiu said:

happyjunk said:
ask her if you can put your digglett in her bulbasaur.

BAHAHAHAH

i dont remember what diggletts are...

ANYWAYS!

dude just say "If your my pokemon catcher, let me be your pokemon pitcher."

100% foolproof.

fountainofdreams

Mokena, IL

January 2005

FEB 13, 2008 01:43 PM

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always

The ladies always love hearing about me smiting evil with my greatclub.

Oh, and the spell Enlarge Person is the greatest thing ever.

fountainofdreams

Mokena, IL

January 2005

FEB 13, 2008 01:45 PM

Kindle said:

DevilsReject said:

Kindle said:

starbuck42 said:

DevilsReject said:
duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always]

Back in high school, my boyfriend was my dungeon master.

That's hot.

Oh wait, are we actually talking about D&D Dungeon Masters? Cause I prefer the other kind.

*sigh*

<hides twelve sided dice>

*starts chucking her Whitewolf ten-sided dice*

Geeks are hot too, you know. Especially when you use the dice to determine punishments.

Wait, what?

Ooh, where can I find that random table?

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC

May 2003

FEB 13, 2008 03:52 PM

Lemonkid said:
I hate it when people have limiting beliefs.

I dunno, Lemony One, you get a lot of blowjobs that way.

I do? While I was passed out?

RizzoFord

HOPEFUL

Wakefield, RI

FEB 13, 2008 05:25 PM

does she play with your pokeballs?

halfjack

Allston, MA

June 2005

FEB 13, 2008 06:04 PM

just walk straight up to her, put your hands on her face, go in for the kiss but stop a hair away, breathing on her lips, and whisper "(name)............I choose you"

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Morocco

FEB 13, 2008 07:14 PM

halfjack said:
just walk straight up to her, put your hands on her face, go in for the kiss but stop a hair away, breathing on her lips, and whisper "(name)............I choose you"

"Gotta catch 'em all" just doesn't seem like an appropriate expression when it comes to sex.

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 13, 2008 07:17 PM

Morgan said:

halfjack said:
just walk straight up to her, put your hands on her face, go in for the kiss but stop a hair away, breathing on her lips, and whisper "(name)............I choose you"

"Gotta catch 'em all" just doesn't seem like an appropriate expression when it comes to sex.

Ew!

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