My girlfriend is the kinkiest prude ever.

So yeah, she "doesn't believe in" premarital sex, which I was totally cool with going into this, because we prettymuch just hang out and play pokemon together. Seriously, its great. But I find it hilarious how completely outright horny she can be at the same time. It confuses me, does anyone else know somebody like this?

Yeah. I call them friends.

ask her if you can put your digglett in her bulbasaur.

No.

That's what you call kinky?

He's lived a sheltered life.

I hate it when people have limiting beliefs.

I dunno, Lemony One, you get a lot of blowjobs that way.

What, by playing Pokemon?

I don't know, I get a lot of blowjobs anyway.

What, by playing Pokemon?

christ. you're 18!
dump her and go get laid.

BAHAHAHAH

i dont remember what diggletts are...

You should push her down in a mud puddle so she knows you like her.

Maybe you should find out what her definition of "sex" is... just sayin...

Word.

wise advice

It's not sex if it's in the butt.



Maybe she'll buy that.

Yeah, I don't think that counts as kinky so much as just horny.

So if the question is, do I know people who aren't having sex and yet are still horny, the answer is a resounding "yes."

gawd, i can't even remember the last time i put my digglett in someone's bulbasaur.

duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always

I don't even think that counts as horny so much as just being 18.

That reminds me: I need to pick up my girlfriend's stained blue dress from the cleaners.