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pinkranger

pinkranger

Jenison, MI
February 2008

FEB 12, 2008 01:27 AM

So yeah, she "doesn't believe in" premarital sex, which I was totally cool with going into this, because we prettymuch just hang out and play pokemon together. Seriously, its great. But I find it hilarious how completely outright horny she can be at the same time. It confuses me, does anyone else know somebody like this?

abracadabra

abracadabra

Seattle, WA
April 2004

FEB 12, 2008 02:31 AM

Yeah. I call them friends.

happyjunk

happyjunk

I'm lost
July 2004

FEB 12, 2008 02:41 AM

ask her if you can put your digglett in her bulbasaur.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

FEB 12, 2008 02:45 AM

No.

Hunkpapa

Hunkpapa

United Kingdom
June 2004

FEB 12, 2008 03:03 AM

That's what you call kinky?

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

FEB 12, 2008 03:13 AM

Hunkpapa said:
That's what you call kinky?



He's lived a sheltered life.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Montreal, QC
May 2003

FEB 12, 2008 05:14 AM

I hate it when people have limiting beliefs.

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

FEB 12, 2008 06:52 AM

Lemonkid said:
I hate it when people have limiting beliefs.



I dunno, Lemony One, you get a lot of blowjobs that way.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

FEB 12, 2008 07:04 AM

unravled said:

Lemonkid said:
I hate it when people have limiting beliefs.



I dunno, Lemony One, you get a lot of blowjobs that way.



What, by playing Pokemon?

Zarth

Zarth

Seattle, WA
December 2004

FEB 12, 2008 07:09 AM

unravled said:

Lemonkid said:
I hate it when people have limiting beliefs.


I dunno, Lemony One, you get a lot of blowjobs that way.


I don't know, I get a lot of blowjobs anyway.

happyjunk

happyjunk

I'm lost
July 2004

FEB 12, 2008 12:44 PM

Zarth said:

unravled said:

Lemonkid said:
I hate it when people have limiting beliefs.


I dunno, Lemony One, you get a lot of blowjobs that way.


I don't know, I get a lot of blowjobs anyway.



What, by playing Pokemon?

Maxx

Maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

FEB 12, 2008 12:52 PM

christ. you're 18!
dump her and go get laid.

NiuNiu

NiuNiu

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

FEB 12, 2008 12:56 PM

happyjunk said:
ask her if you can put your digglett in her bulbasaur.



BAHAHAHAH

i dont remember what diggletts are... bok

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

FEB 12, 2008 01:04 PM

You should push her down in a mud puddle so she knows you like her.

hk85

hk85

Guerneville, CA
October 2007

FEB 12, 2008 01:06 PM

pinkranger said:
So yeah, she "doesn't believe in" premarital sex, which I was totally cool with going into this, because we prettymuch just hang out and play pokemon together. Seriously, its great. But I find it hilarious how completely outright horny she can be at the same time. It confuses me, does anyone else know somebody like this?



Maybe you should find out what her definition of "sex" is... just sayin...

EvanX

EvanX

Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003

FEB 12, 2008 01:11 PM

Maxx said:
christ. you're 18!
dump her and go get laid.



Word.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

FEB 12, 2008 01:14 PM

Maxx said:
christ. you're 18!
dump her and go get laid.



wise advice

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

FEB 12, 2008 01:20 PM

It's not sex if it's in the butt.



Maybe she'll buy that.

Salome

Salome

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 12, 2008 01:27 PM

Come on guys, don't be so hard on her. It's all Pillow Pants' fault.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

FEB 12, 2008 01:27 PM

Yeah, I don't think that counts as kinky so much as just horny.

So if the question is, do I know people who aren't having sex and yet are still horny, the answer is a resounding "yes."

DexterMorgan

DexterMorgan

Miami, FL
January 2008

FEB 12, 2008 01:30 PM

happyjunk said:
ask her if you can put your digglett in her bulbasaur.



tongue

gawd, i can't even remember the last time i put my digglett in someone's bulbasaur.

DevilsReject

DevilsReject

Cleveland, OH
February 2007

FEB 12, 2008 01:30 PM

duh. play a real man's game like Dungeons and Dragons and you might start to get some action.

D&D always got me laid in high school. always

pomfelo

pomfelo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

FEB 12, 2008 01:33 PM

Necia said:
Yeah, I don't think that counts as kinky so much as just horny.



I don't even think that counts as horny so much as just being 18.

Salome

Salome

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

FEB 12, 2008 01:36 PM

hookipa said:
Maybe you should find out what her definition of "sex" is... just sayin...



Find out what her definition of "is" is first though

DexterMorgan

DexterMorgan

Miami, FL
January 2008

FEB 12, 2008 01:39 PM

Salome said:

hookipa said:
Maybe you should find out what her definition of "sex" is... just sayin...



Find out what her definition of "is" is first though



biggrin

That reminds me: I need to pick up my girlfriend's stained blue dress from the cleaners.

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