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ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Redding, CA
December 2005

JAN 20, 2008 09:00 PM

TheCoolerKing said:
But where the hell's Jenna Elfman been? I haven't seen her so much as helping change a flat-tire on the Cahuenga Pass. Travolta? Lady from Cheers? Maybe a little less Scientology, and a little more Try-entology, huh, guys.


Exactly. I need to see Giovanni Ribisi protecting a campground from a bear, or something. Come on G, man up. At the very least, run into the woods to get bear's attention. I think you owe us that much.

spencejk

spencejk

I'm lost
October 2007

JAN 20, 2008 10:51 PM

If scientology was recognized as philosophical idealism it would be okay, but as a religion? just because some guy wrote a novel? I'm going to join the J.R.R. Tolkein Lord of the Rings religion where Frodo takes the place of Jesus. I mean let me just say that this is a pop culture religion and has no merit. This is a religion that doesn't exist in middle america, only in places where pop culture prevails. Its only a fad for Us weekly or People magazine.






TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 20, 2008 11:05 PM

Margot_Dent said:

wildswan said:

Margot_Dent said:
miss Flux and I got drunk and did this once on Hollywood Blvd. i don't recommend it, as it was pretty terrifying. hope you gave a fake name, coolerking.



I so wish that I'd been with you guys.



it was really super unsettling. this was my test, i still have no idea what it means.


Wow, you did better than I did. Or is that worse? I had a lot of line down in the negative section.

Also, during the interview, I almost messed up when he casually asked my age, cause I'd used a fake one. It took me a half second to remember what I'd put down.

NoPantsDave

NoPantsDave

Cincinnati, OH
OLD SKOOL

JAN 21, 2008 12:56 AM

They have an office just down the street from me. I've been half tempted to pop in and see how I do. Thankfully the better half has won out so far.

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

JAN 21, 2008 05:58 AM

Margot_Dent said:

wildswan said:

Margot_Dent said:
miss Flux and I got drunk and did this once on Hollywood Blvd. i don't recommend it, as it was pretty terrifying. hope you gave a fake name, coolerking.



I so wish that I'd been with you guys.



it was really super unsettling. this was my test, i still have no idea what it means.



Hmm, it looks like the small print says, "One of us. One of us. Gabba, gabba. One of us." It also says that if you don't join, Tom Cruise will personally show up to your house and jump on your sofa.


You should have shown up with a bunch of Jehovah's witnesses pamphlets and started proselytizing to them. That would have entertained me.

Sorak

Sorak

Baltimore, MD
November 2006

JAN 21, 2008 10:16 AM

you rule

edith

edith

France
April 2006

JAN 21, 2008 10:38 AM

i did this when i was 16 with my friend just for kicks too. i managed to get away from my guy but my friend was stuck with hers for like 4 hours. then he harassed her at home by phone until her dad threatened to kill him if he didn't stop calling his 15 year old daughter.

erin_broadley

erin_broadley

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

JAN 21, 2008 10:55 AM

you are a brave man CoolerKing....

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

JAN 21, 2008 11:15 AM

ahaha thanks for destroying any urge i may have had to undergo the personality test just for kicks.

have you been to the psychiatry: an industry of death museum? it's neat. they blame the holocaust, the assassination of jfk and just about every other historical tragedy on psychiatry. i am glad i gave them a fake name, though.

legman

legman

Portland, OR
February 2006

JAN 21, 2008 12:03 PM

biggrin pure comedy gold! tongue

Bonaparte

Bonaparte

Fort Worth, TX
September 2006

JAN 21, 2008 03:07 PM

edith said:
i did this when i was 16 with my friend just for kicks too. i managed to get away from my guy but my friend was stuck with hers for like 4 hours. then he harassed her at home by phone until her dad threatened to kill him if he didn't stop calling his 15 year old daughter.



jesus! eeek

strndniowa

strndniowa

Grimes, IA
May 2007

JAN 21, 2008 05:30 PM

defaultx said:
THE RELIGION OF SCIENTOLOGY
CREED OF THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

We of the Church believe:

That all men of whatever race, color, or creed were created with equal rights;

That all men have inalienable rights to their own religious practices and their performance;

That all men have inalienable rights to their own lives;

That all men have inalienable rights to their sanity;

That all men have inalienable rights to their own defense;

That all men have inalienable rights to conceive, choose, assist or support their own organizations, churches and governments;

That all men have inalienable rights to think freely, to talk freely, to write freely their own opinions and to counter or utter or write upon the opinions of others;

That all men have inalienable rights to the creation of their own kind;

That the souls of men have the rights of men;

That the study of the mind and the healing of mentally caused ills should not be alienated from religion or condoned in non-religious fields;

And that no agency less than God has the power to suspend or set aside these rights, overtly or covertly.

And we of the Church believe:

That man is basically good;

That he is seeking to survive;

That his survival depends upon himself and his attainment of brotherhood with the universe.

And we of the Church believe that the laws of God forbid man:

To destroy his own kind;

To destroy the sanity of another;

To destroy or enslave another's soul;

To destroy or reduce the survival of one's companions or one's group.

And we of the Church believe that the spirit can be saved and that the spirit alone may save or heal the body.



ooo aaa





Cool! SG has it's own sleeper agent! Does this legitimatize SG in any way as either a religious or political entity?

darkcharge

darkcharge

Portland, OR
June 2006

JAN 21, 2008 07:33 PM

"What do you want to get out of Scientology?"

And after you are in the main question is:
"Why do you want to get out of Scientology?"

Because many probably say "How the fuck do I get out of this?"

Cyntac

Cyntac

United Kingdom
June 2007

JAN 21, 2008 10:48 PM

I did one of those ages ago! They kept me there for like 2 hours waiting for the test results! How mad is that! We just went in for a laugh.

I got the same diagrams with crosses saying that I am unfullfilled/failing/bad person and that I need to buy books to raise the graphs higher.

They then questioned my sexuality and told me that I was probably Gay and that I should buy the books or embrace Scientology to correct it.

It was a good pitch in all fairness but thats cos Im a rather easily co-erced person.

She then rang me 3 times in the next couple of months asking if I was still interested and ready to make a change in my life. I found that very invasive as she opened with the line "So how have you been dealing with the problems in your life? Have you got any further solving them?"

Very Crazy!

Phantom_medic

Phantom_medic

Des Moines, IA
October 2007

JAN 22, 2008 05:18 AM

Must....respect...peoples...right...to religion....must not mock....idiotic pseudoreligions created...by science fiction writers...

DarkMrFripperton

DarkMrFripperton

Wilton, NH
November 2007

JAN 22, 2008 05:55 AM

The really creepy thing about Tom Cruise is that he sees the letter R backwards

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

JAN 22, 2008 10:16 AM

YAAFM, anyone?

anastezia

anastezia

Loveland, OH
December 2007

JAN 22, 2008 11:29 PM

ummm Hello!?!?! This guy was a science fiction author. How the hell did a religion get started because he wrote something. He's a sience fiction author... I just don't understand... It seriously boggles my mind. The plhrase which best comes to mind is "does not compute".

Corkill

Corkill

Lake Forest, CA
June 2007

JAN 23, 2008 01:13 PM

Haha...it's as if they really just ask to be jabbed at...I respect the fact that this is what they choose to believe in...but when you say you are the only ones that are correct...that is when you are wrong...SORRY, but when you close your mind off to the rest of the worlds beliefs you are lost. Don't push your beliefs...believe what you like...overall...don't be an idiot...or so all the Scientologists can understand...DBAi.

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JAN 23, 2008 06:34 PM

well, better scientology than fundamentalist christianity.
and of course, better tantric yoga than both.

garion333

garion333

Colorado Springs, CO
January 2004

JAN 24, 2008 06:15 AM



Thank you. I hadn't seen a YAAFM in a LONG time.

zeroxnine

zeroxnine

Chicago Heights, IL
April 2005

JAN 24, 2008 08:53 AM

summer74

summer74

Weehawken, NJ
September 2007

JAN 25, 2008 07:12 PM

What's up, CK??
I think that I too need some "Try-entology." Can you come up with a personality test I can take for that? smile

Louella

Louella

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JAN 25, 2008 09:56 PM




I can't wait.....

handsome_rob

handsome_rob

Burlington, IA
May 2004

JAN 27, 2008 06:05 AM

thank you, louella, /i/ was /b/eginning to think nobody else would mention mr. a.

/i/ just found out about a scientology center an hour south of me that is ripe for the picking. /i/ just need to find out what the local law does about dissenters, as we are "fair game."

/i/ also dropped a potential "bomb" in 711chan /b/efore cos chut it down. people read and replied, so it may still be possible.

anon are legion. one never knows who is where and when they are.

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