NEWS: Talking Cameras: the Downside of Having Anonymous Sex in Public

Is there anything that Ronaldino can't do?

Gilbert Godfrey

Pretty sure that if I'm having sex in a public space like on a beach, I'm not going to be too concerned if people are watching me on a camera. I'm ALREADY IN PUBLIC.

How is it supposed to distinguish people having sex from just people sitting on the beach in the dark?

I don't want to be talking a long moon-lit walk on the beach only to stop for a few moments and have a bright light flash on me and a voice say, "Stop what you are doing. You have 60 seconds to comply." Lame.

This is fucking creepy. It's like 1984 for homophobes.

A fresh coat of paint can brighten up a classic that's seen better days. In this case the paint was the visual of "brushing sand out of a crotch." And the word, "triathletes." That's just a funny word. Trriiii... athe...letes. And that I made the hilarious assumption that triathletes would somehow be better in bed than non-athletes. And the funny font I chose.

Now, go back to life in "Milwaukee."

YES!!!!!!!!! This was hilarious....

Awesome. I totally agree with the suggestion of Barry White. Thwere simply is no other choice.

There has to be. He's dead.

Barry White telling people not to have sex would be like God telling people not to kill each other in the name of religion.

Formus, you've got to be the weakest troll I've ever seen in the history of the internet.

Oh and yeah, those cameras are pretty stupid but hey ... Florida, right?

It'd be so much more effective (and hilarious) if it said something like, "This is your mother speaking. Your dinner is ready. And put that penis away this instant before you go blind! Your poor, dead Grandmother would be turning in her grave!"

Seriously, tho, it's one thing to make laws that sneakily discriminate against queerbies, but to freely admit that that's what you're doing? Not cool.

+1 to hoping the first to get caught is a rabildy anti-gay Republican senator.

I dont even know where to begin with this. It's a cornucopia of jokes. So:

<insert dirty sex joke relevant to the topic here>

Exactly what i was thinking. They'll probably attract as many people as they scare away.

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