NEWS: A Speech In The Life Of A Day. Or Whatever.

Yes, you beat me to linking this interesting piece. Assailing his ridiculous abuse of the English language is not exactly groundbreaking, but Miller makes an interesting case for why it really matters beyond the standard (but still amusing) "ha ha, our president is such an idiot." His few moments of real linguistic clarity on a national scale did seem to come directly after 911 when he was still in his "we'll hunt 'em down and skin 'em up" vengeance mode.

Oh I see how you are your so tupid when ever someno say someything you dont like to here you just insult there intellegence. well i have NEWS for you, liberal I am smarter then YOU!

Can't take it back, now, buddy!



We may pick on you, but it is all in good fun, I swear.

Please, we only elected him once, the first time he was appointed...

Awesome

Man, the best part was when he said the building going up 'was preventing work'.

But until GW personally lies to a Grand Jury? Let's leave Slick Willy out of this.

it's like a bird flying repeatedly into a window.

Too much correct grammar and intelligence can kill you. FYI.

Of course, going by that, it means that GWB is immortal. Suck.

Nice edit!

He certainly has trouble speaking in front of people, but I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing, which is fucking up the world for the benefit of himself and his buddies. Probably more scary than just being an idiot.

Shouldn't they have started writing speeches for him so that they could avoid him sounding like this? I mean, at this point, he should know what he sounds like when he ad-libs, so why not hire some speech writers to make him sound more intelligent?

Articles like this confuse the hell out of me. Not for FTR's points, which I whole-heartedly agree on, but because they exist. It doesn't make sense at all.

But then again, he's a dumbass. And probably just doesn't stick to the prepared speeches, and then he ends up discussing how many decisions he decided before he decided to decide to come here.

In my case, the first two paragraphs should have been reversed. Now I sound like an idiot.

I should have known I could count on you.

It hurts my eyes looking at Zarth typing like that, but the beautiful, beautiful smell of freshly roasted dipshit more than makes up for it.

The answer is obviously Ron Paul

What's sad is that I have to make my own trolls.

Anyway, as a linguist, I enjoy the experiment of typing like that. It's an interesting challenge, and frankly, I'm gratified that it's actually convincing.

Even still, it made me feel kind of dirty seeing that. You looked like a youtube comment.

(boldface above is mine)

Did it bring physical pain to you to have to qualify it like that? I thought it was the liberals who were the relativists. Sheesh.

It hurts, but I have to laugh anyway.

You'd think so, but hypocrisy is the definitive conservative vice.

conservatism knows you are, but what is conservatism?

A lot of people do not believe that he was ever elected even once.

Oh, nevermind. Somebody already pointed it out.

You're going to be a tad embarrassed when you read the rest of the thread.

Water is not wet. It is moist.